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Saturday, 20 March 2010
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Just Say NO to Extreme Measures to Prove Your Love
I hear this a lot. "If you love me, you'll do this..." or "Show me how much you love me by doing this..."
Once upon a time, I had a crazy girl friend who threw her cell phone down the train tracks and demand that her boyfriend to retrieve it if he REALLY LOVES her. If it were me, I would have thrown my phone down there too and ask her the same thing. Seriously though, NO...I won't jump down a train track to retrieve your cell phone that you threw down then demand I get it. Instead, I would use my phone and call Bellevue so they can pick your crazy ass up.
Enough already. What's with the insanity little insecure boy or girl? Is it just drama? The upper hand? The feeling of power over someone or are you just plain and simply insane? More Here...
Friday, 19 March 2010
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Have You Been Caught in the Act?
When my wife and I go to visit my parents, we stay in their guest bedroom. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a proper door, it's on a different floor from everything else, and you have to go down a staircase and around two corners before you can see into the guest room, but still, it has nothing that locks.
Perhaps this fact should keep us from having sex while there, but it doesn't. At my wife's parents', we've had quiet-as-possible-in-the-pitch-darkness sex in the bedroom next to theirs, pausing if we ever heard their snoring falter. So after that, my parents' guest bedroom seemed relatively safe and tame.
Once, however, my teenaged younger sister came home from work and, wondering why our light was still on at 1AM, decided to stick her head in to say hello--without knocking or calling first. More Here... -
Foreplay for the Tech Savy SO
Browsing through an old Gentleman's Quarterly, I came across a suggestion for the modern gentleman: on late nights, instead of texting, "What are you up to," to your SO, try something flirty and humorous, such as, "Let's have an underwear taking off contest."
(When you've spent the evening drinking, that sounds much funnier and more entertaining than typing it on Datingish.)
It occurred to me that I have never exercised the art of seduction via text message. It also occurred to me, that I don't even know where to begin. The only thing I can come up with is the old classic cliché, "So, what are you wearing?"
What are some other good/interesting/witty texts to send your SO when you want to let them know how you're thinking about them?
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Sorry, I Have to Return Some Videotapes
There's this person you've been seeing. Or better yet, there's this person you've just met and you're interested in, let's call him/her Z. It's a Saturday night, both of you had a little wine, did some dancing, got intimate and the next thing you know your hormones are all over the place. So you invite Z back to your place to see some etchings and after some heavy petting and passion, both of you fall asleep.
Fast forward. You wake up to Z at 10 in the morning asking where you keep the toilet rolls because he/she really needs to use the bathroom. 30 minutes later, Z asks you if you want some water and if it's okay for him/her to drink some, too. 10 minutes later Z climbs back into bed with you. 1 hour later, Z is snoring. Wait, Z's still here? More Here... -
Datingish Advice: Adding a Four-Legged, Feathery, or Scaly Addition to the Family
In the Datingish Advice column, LadyInRed (myself) wants to know:
How soon is too soon to get a pet with your SO? Does it make a difference what kind of pet it is? If you break up, how do you determine who gets "custody" of the pet?
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