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Britain's Youngest Grandfather To-Be is 29 Years Old

Is this 29 year-old guy old enough to have grandchildren? So, Great Britain has something that will rival the ridiculousness of the antics on Teen Mom: a 29 year-old unemployed man has told the media that he's becomi…
WTF of the Day: Congratulation Cards for Rape Victims

A classy Etsy seller called "youstupidbitch" created a congratulations card for rape victims. Now, I have a pretty quirky sense of humor, but I really can't get behind something that makes light of rape, especially chil…
WTF? Australian Man Marries His Dog

Uh....so an Australian man named Joseph Guiso married his five-year-old Labrador named Honey in the city of Toowoomba last night.
Cheesy or Cool? Having an Eagle as your Ring-Bearer. Yes, Eagle.

An Australian event planner has trained an eagle to swoop into weddings and deliver the rings to the couple. According to Gold Coast: "At the right moment during the ceremony, the best man or groom raises a gloved ha…
Chris Brown: Teach Me How to Love

Miss Giraffe On Larry King Live, Chris Brown said about his relationship with Rihanna: "We're both young, nobody taught us how to love one another. No one taught us a book on how to control our emotions, our anger."…
"Please Show Us How You Were Raped."

Miss Giraffe Charles H. Nguyen has been charged with rape against an Athens woman. First of all, his lawyers say if the defendant can pass a lie-detector test, then he's good. The judge's response? “I don’t want to…
He Wants You to Do What?!

I was talking to my friend today when out of no where she asks me this question: "If your SO saw something in a porn and wanted to try it with you, would you let him?" I thought for a second and told her it depends…
He Dumped Her Because She Had Weird Thumbs

In an almost Seinfeldian move, a friend of a friend recently dumped a girl because, in his words, she was boring and had weird thumbs. I can understand the problem with being boring, but appendages?! I am told that the…
Would You Wear This Shirt?

The Passion for Christ Movement is selling shirts that let you proclaim your victory over hypocrisy, masturbation and porn addiction, among other topics. You can read more about the store's launch and hear the story b…
Make Your Sausage Taste Like Bacon!

Miss Ostrich From the makers of Bacon Salt comes a new product that brings bacon into the bedroom in a whole new way: The company is REALLY serious about their motto, "Everything should taste like bacon." The lube…