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Tanning Your...Penis

So today I was talking with my friend Jake. Jake is a super sweet guy and we have been friends for a long time now, and talk about practically anything with each other. We began on the topic of spring break, and summer…
So... About Those Lighthouses and Landmarks

My mind is in the gutter almost 95% of the time. I blame it on taking a gender-based literary theory class in which the teacher pointed out everything that could possibly be taken as phallic imagery... it even got down t…
Size Matters?

No matter how confident a guy may be, they're always a little curious about your thoughts on what they've got down there. I get the reason why some guys may be more "paranoid" than others, but does it really matter? I'm…
Male Impotence: When it Rears its Ugly Head

Erectile Dysfunction (also known as male impotence or ED) is: A sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis sufficient for satisfactory sexual performance. A simpl…
Ban Circumcision on Newborns!

Make it illegal, refuse to spread-eagle! Skin removal is mutilation, demand emancipation! Give the child a choice, at 8 days old you have no voice! Genital rights, hear our plight! Indoctrination, what's the price? A l…
Do You or Your SO Suffer From Monopenis? Peniplus Can Help!

If your current sex life is lacking because of just one penis available for play, have no fear-- you can buy Peniplus and sprout more for extra fun!
Can You Really Use Those "Index Finger" Tests to Predict a Guy's Size?

I think everyone wants to know a sure way to figure out how much the guy you're crushing on is packing. It's not that women are really THAT shallow, and also if he happens to be our soulmate then we can always work arou…
Uncircumcised Penises- Extra Skin or Normal?

Uncircumcised penises get a pretty bad reputation. If you think about it though, circumcision was originally based on religious ideals. Although, now the reason for circumcision is mostly because of hygiene. But in my o…
Durex Does It Again: Possibly The Best Condom Ad I've Ever Seen (Totally NSFW)

Three words to describe this ad campaign: terrifying, hilarious, and brilliant. Unfortunately, it does not make me want to bone in any way.
... And Then He Whipped It Out

Today while having lunch at Chipotle (yum) I over heard a conversation about a girl who went to Greece and met the most handsome man in the world. Handsome isn't the word she used more like "f***in hawt" either way h…