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Flicking the Bean and Beating the Meat

Most of my friends know that I'm fairly open and comfortable talking about ... well, pretty much anything. From phone sex, to helping them with sultry things to say to an SO, to what would be the best vibrator: I'm the…
Legit Questions to the Ladies

I masturbate like a man-- once or twice a day, dude. And with enough time to get the things done that need doing. And it's not that I'm particularly nympho, I just like how it feels and that's it. Most of my life I just…
Sex with a Condom Vs Masturbation

I've given this topic a lot of thought over the course of my life as a sexually active male. From coffee shops to subway cars, I've kicked around the idea that masturbation may very well be more pleasurable than having…
I'd Rather, Uh, Be With Myself Than Date Women

Sometimes masturbating is just better than dating and relationships these days. Meeting a woman's approval with affection, emotion, support, manners, the way we dress, the way our apartments look, does he have to much h…
Woah There! Touching Yourself? Lock the Damn Door Next Time!

My close friend group consists of eight or nine (I don’t count…) squirrely video-game playing nerds who spend ridiculous amounts of time on their computers. Yet somehow, even though they rarely leave their…
Taking Vibrators Too Personally

So, let's be honest. Most, if not all, of us have at least masturbated (or tried to) at least once in their life. Now, there are some women who like to masturbate sometimes (or often, depending on your preference) wit…
I Have A Serious Question... About Group Masturbation

Drunk texts happen, we do them. They are funny and can, sometimes, lead to fun times. But an interesting situation happened this weekend that I wonder what the Xanga readers have to say.
4 Reasons You Should Masturbate

1. It Is Healthy Working your body up to an orgasm can be quite the cardio work out. Depending on the duration and techniques you use, you can burn up to 300 calories per hour. When you exercise, you also release endor…
An Ode to Highschool Masturbation

Funny or Die Videos are always hit or miss for me. Luckily, I think "Masturbate for Life" is a hit. Fast forward to the one minute mark if you don't want to sit through a slow start! I'm curious... Did you…
Come Again? Masturbating While Driving Isn't Out of the Ordinary

According to the Washington City Paper, a new study found that 11% of young men under 30 are masturbating while driving. So this is what went down: In Floria and New York, researchers watched 4634 cars with male d…