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Is This Guy Seriously Hitting On Me?

I know I've asked myself this on several occasions when someone highly inappropriate has approached me. As in, if you were to use a scale to rate that person, you'd give them a 5 or lower. It's like, "Oh, you're older…
Baby Talk is Goo Goo Ga Ga Gross

I was lucky enough to get a seat next a young girl on the train one morning who decided it was appropriate to talk to her boyfriend on the train while everyone else was silent. This young girl first stated she was sick…
Why Date White Women Who Gargle Milk for Money?

About a week ago, I was hanging out with some friends when one says to me, "wait have you seen this?" She runs to her laptop and says, "seriously, dude this is ridiculous; you'll be so grossed out." Nervous, I watch as…
My Farts Are Far Worse Than My Fiance's

This is just absolutely and horribly gross, but yes, I have just discovered that my farts are terrible compared to my fiance's. I am not really happy to discover this. I mean, a woman has that image of being lovely, del…
Clean Your Car!

John just asked you on a date. You are so excited. You have liked John for a long time now. You spend all day picking out the perfect dress, go get your toes done, your hair is perfect, your shoes are amazing, & e…
PDA: The Public Display of Affection or the Public Demand for Attention

Being affectionate towards one's partner is a reassuring sign of one's commitment to that person and the relationship. Hugs, kisses, and holding hands are outward expressions of passion. But do some couples overdo the…
Is This Grounds for a Break-Up?

Let's say you're dating this guy for months and everything is going just peachy. You bring him home to meet your family. They adore him, he gets along great with them. Later on, while you're laying in bed with him, he…
Yay or Nay: Getting Down and Dirty with Borrowed Clothes?

This is something I just don't understand. I have no problems lending clothes out to my friends, but I would hope they have enough sense to not soil them and then return it to me. As if I could possibly lend out dirty c…
Just Don't Do It: Morning Kisses

This is the first entry in what should be a pretty long chain of Don'ts. Do I need to explain what "morning kisses" are? They're those sticky, bacteria-ridden, slimy smooches that remind any sane person of how it mus…
A "What Would You Do" Poll

If you went out with a group of friends for a triple date and saw one of the guys pick his nose and then put it in his mouth? Do you... A—pull your girlfriend aside and tell her what you just saw her boyfriend…