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Ever Sent a Drunk Text? Ten Bucks it Wasn’t as Embarrassing as This One

I’ve got this guy friend who has a giant crush on me (clearly he hasn't seen me eat a whole large pizza in one sitting). It’s flattering, and he’s a wonderful guy, and I wish I were attracted to him. S…
Crap... I Haven't The Faintest Idea How to Give a Hickey!

After reading stateofhart's most recent post about hickeys, I was reminded of a humorous event that happened to me around Valentine's Day. I was about to sleep with my ex-boyfriend (Nick, who now wants to purchase a mot…
Don't Be That Girl who Drunk Dials

There's nothing more embarrassing than the drunk girl who drinks and dials. I'm guessing men may do this too. But young girls are the primary violators of the "Don't drink and dial" rule. After a "break", "break up" or…
Googling "Drunk Kissing" Almost Exclusively Yields Pics of Girl-On-Girl Action

Full disclosure: I was going to write a post about drunk sex. And, for whatever reason, I decided to find an image before writing said article. At first I typed in "drunk sex." Not terribly effective, so I typed in…
Drunk Damsel in Distress

I often find myself in the damsel-in-distress position. It's never as romantic as it is in fairy tales - I'm never trapped in some unbelievably hazardous situation when, suddenly, Prince Charming rides in and whisks m…
Making Out...at the Bar

I was recently tagged in a picture on Facebook that was of a couple ferociously making out at a bar. I happened to be next to this couple, making a goofy face. I started going through the next few pictures because the…
Drunk Texting

My sister told me a funny story about her friend...let's call her Emily...Emily is this short, cute fiesty woman who loves to drink beer, is great at playing pool and has an awesome body. Not to mention she's funny,…
Do We Deserve It?

Source The Rihanna/Chris Brown drama has been re-infiltrating the media lately with Brown carrying out his community service sentence in Virginia and excerpts from Rihanna's interview with Diane Sawyer on every TV out…
A Letter to My Hot but Inconsiderate Girlfriend

I'm getting tired of your shit. Every time you come around you have to bring Jill, Jessica, Eva, and Gianna around too. Doing jello shots and shooting the breeze when I'm trying to sleep. Instead of being in bed wit…
Don't Drunk Girls Need Love Too?

During my free time, I enjoy getting hammered drunk and making poor decisions. While I try to keep these activities separate from my love life, according to my older wiser friend, I am not. He told me that the reason tha…