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Am I Being Played? Or Are Some Guys Just Stupid?

I met a guy a couple nights ago. From the moment I walked into the bar until close, it was just us two. We danced and talked and kissed and just had a nice time. I went to leave and he actually ran after me to get my n…
All I Wanted Was a Gay Best Friend

So I may or may not have accidentally hooked up with a gay man last night. I am trying to ignore the clues and hoping that it isn’t true, but today’s pounding hangover tells me there is a 60% chance that my…
Wingman Problems

We all know the role of the wingman. He's there to entertain the less attractive/interesting/friendly girl that won't leave the more attractive/interesting/friendly girl's side. You take her away, buy her a drink, mak…
My First Real "gettinghitonatabar" Experience

Since we were both home for Labor Day weekend, my friend invited me out to one of the hometown bars for some girl time/our karaoke debut. The place wasn't too packed, which was nice, but busy enough to people watch and…
Me vs Easy Women

What exactly makes a woman easy, and how can you tell? Generally, when we say "easy" it means the woman's willing to jump through every loop and hula hoop her hips against your pelvis until it goops, all without the nee…
Women Buy Me Drinks

If we take our heads out of our asses for a minute, stench aside, we'll become aware of the negativity that surrounds the idea that a man would allow a woman to purchase him a tasty beverage. When speaking of tasty beve…
Singing Like Enrique Iglesias Will Get You Laid

Don't even lie about it, women. If a guy approached you with seductive looking eyes and started crooning like Enrique Iglesias, you'd melt faster than the cheesy lines being delivered with warm, spine-tingling breaths t…
Am I Too Boring?

I'm almost 24 years old. I'm just about finished with my last semester of college and ready to go on into the real world. Along with tackling what the world has to offer, I'm also ready to find myself someone who I can…
The Dirtiest Pick-Up Line

Over the weekend, I visited a bar with a few friends. The bar was crowded and there were cute boys lining the walls. As we stood around, this hefty guy crept towards our group to say hello to a buddy of mine. He was wea…
"Are YOU Talking to ME?"

When you mix twentysomething adult males and alcohol, a fight may occur. This is not to say that ONLY males fight or that when they drink they will ALWAYS cause a fight. No way. Guys aren't savages. However, if you plac…