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Attack of the Alien Worm

So my girlfriend was about to do the deed with her new man for the first time. She's pretty excited until the night of the main event only to find out he's got a hood, a casing or whatever the hell you want to call it,…
Smooth Online, Awkward Offline

I had a date with The Korean last night. We went out to get boba, but I had to drive because he got a flat tire. First off, let me say I have NO f***ing idea about this guy. He is rather confusing. Online, we talk a…
The 3rd Date: In The Buff?

There's a new exhibit at the MoMA (New York's Museum of Modern Art ) where naked people stand in display in a narrow hallway, where museum goers are 'encouraged' to pass through them. Now, I don't know how you feel abo…
Hot or Not: Tonguing Down Your Girlfriend

I'm sure by reading the title, everyone's thinking "sure, why wouldn't it be hot?" Well, let's just say I had a conversation with on my close girl friend and she's been complaining about how making out with her man doe…
Scandalish: Sh*t Happens

Here are instructions on how to comment anonymously if you need them. I can't believe I'm admitting this, except I know I can't be alone in this. The other day I had a tummy bug, and I tried to wipe the best I coul…
The "Let's Be Friends" Dilemma

I'm guilty of always suggesting the friendship option whenever I have to turn someone down (disclaimer: I have had very few opportunities where I could turn someone down so there's no playah playah here) I hate that thi…
Hilariously Awkward Dating Moments

"All the apples are rotten, there are no fish in the sea, only octopi and giant squid... and starfish, because her mental abilities remind me a lot of Patrick from Sponge Bob." - me Yesterday I had a nice, long date wit…
Would You Ever...?

Picture this: you're happy as a clam with your SO and you're even talking about marriage. His best friend is a lesbian and wants to have a child. She doesn't want to go to a sperm bank. She doesn't want to find a rando…
5 Sexing Don'ts

Whether it's your first time having sex ever, or your first time having sex with your new man/woman, here are some things you should probably stray from when getting naughty in bed. 1. Say "I love you." I'm not talki…
Beware of the Melty Man

My favorite romantic sitcom from over in the UK, Coupling, has introduced quite a concept for all men: the wrath of the Melty Man. This wrath happens right when you are about to sleep with a person. Let Jeff, Steve, and…