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What Was Your First Date Like?

My first date was horrible. There are no other ways to describe how my date went. It was just that horrible.
My Boyfriend's Ex Had His Baby

So after a long time of being happily single, I finally met a lovely guy. We really liked each other from the beginning and started spending lots of time together. As I have bad memories from my past relationships, I de…
Hot or Not: Making Out With Your Dog?

I'm really trying to understand the dynamic relationship behind a dog and their owner. My friend recently told me that I missed out on one of the grossest things she saw the other night when I decided to stay home inste…
... And Then He Whipped It Out

Today while having lunch at Chipotle (yum) I over heard a conversation about a girl who went to Greece and met the most handsome man in the world. Handsome isn't the word she used more like "f***in hawt" either way h…
You, Me and STDs

When Will and Kathryn met, it was like a fairy tale; well, a modern-day one, because Aesop and the Grimm brothers probably couldn't even imagine a story like this. They spotted each other online, attracted not only…
Attack of the Alien Worm

So my girlfriend was about to do the deed with her new man for the first time. She's pretty excited until the night of the main event only to find out he's got a hood, a casing or whatever the hell you want to call it,…
Smooth Online, Awkward Offline

I had a date with The Korean last night. We went out to get boba, but I had to drive because he got a flat tire. First off, let me say I have NO f***ing idea about this guy. He is rather confusing. Online, we talk a…
The 3rd Date: In The Buff?

There's a new exhibit at the MoMA (New York's Museum of Modern Art ) where naked people stand in display in a narrow hallway, where museum goers are 'encouraged' to pass through them. Now, I don't know how you feel abo…
Hot or Not: Tonguing Down Your Girlfriend

I'm sure by reading the title, everyone's thinking "sure, why wouldn't it be hot?" Well, let's just say I had a conversation with on my close girl friend and she's been complaining about how making out with her man doe…
Scandalish: Sh*t Happens

Here are instructions on how to comment anonymously if you need them. I can't believe I'm admitting this, except I know I can't be alone in this. The other day I had a tummy bug, and I tried to wipe the best I coul…