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"I Need Sex Every Ten Days...Or Else"

Mr. MacchiatoA friend of mine told me that he told his wife that he needs to have sex every 10 days, or he will "start looking elsewhere". Wow, points for being honest. It's definitely true that if a man…
Slapping Your Girlfriend - Is It Ever Okay?

Mr. Macchiato A girl I met recently told me that if her boyfriend ever laid a finger on her, it would be "the end" of him. I'm not sure what she meant. She kinda implied that she would either end his life her…
Why Do Girls Love Edward Cullen from Twilight So Much?

Mr. Macchiato The other night, my special lady friend was up all night reading the first book of the Twilight series. Why? Apparently all of her girlfriends are in love with Edward Cullen, the vampire from…
"How Come You Never Hang Out with Your Friends Anymore?"

Mr. Macchiato My friend Jigg has started writing an online comic with his friend Jodie Truong (he contributes to the writing, and Jodie does all the illustrations). The comic is about a young couple named "Jil…
SWF: Life Is Too Short to Compromise

Mr. Macchiato A SWF on Craiglist posted a list of what she's looking for in a man: With so many people out there, at least ONE guy can match this. I know he's out there. My standards are exacting, but they're…
Dating and Life: Do you still have faith in Humanity? How about lions?

by Mr. Macchiato Have you guys seen the video of the lion adopted by humans... who gets too big and has to go back to Africa where he goes wild again? And then the humans go back to Africa a year later, to…
Couples that fart together, stay together?

by Mr. Macchiato I am a big believer in *not* letting them rip in front of your loved ones. I mean, you love them right? Why would you inflict that on someone you love?! Believe it or not, this subject h…
Can your girlfriend keep a Secret?

by Mr. Macchiato I have a pet peeve: I simply can't stand it if a girlfriend can't keep a secret. I had always assumed that secrets were secrets, until the first time I had a confidence betrayed by a girl I…
The Truth about Cats and Dogs

by Mr. Macchiato When Mrs. Macchiato first moved into my apartment, she brought her cat Smokey (see right). It was definitely a shock to my system! My whole life I've had dogs. I love dogs. They are so l…
The Game of Life: Are you ahead or behind schedule?

by Mr. Macchiato When I married my wife, she had just turned 26 years old. Shortly before the big day, she told me she was surprised that she was almost exactly "on schedule" for her life timeline. I guess…