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He Desecrated the Library: Is That a Dealbreaker?

Miss Seal My friend was hanging out with a potential suitor (let's call him Edric) and his friend, whom I happened to like. Let's call him Brad. They were walking her to the bus stop when Brad decided he had to g…
The Weirdest Bachelor Party I've Ever Been To

Miss Seal My friends and I were hanging out at an uptown bar, when we realized a group of people were having a bachelor party. We congratulated the groom and started chatting it up with his friends, when a girl cam…
Insecure Men: Is It a Regional Thing?

Miss Seal My friend recently visited from Texas and my friends and I took her out to a bar. We were all having a good time, but she looked a little confused."Why don't the guys come up to you here? In Texas, guys w…
I Hate Taking One For the Team!

Miss Seal It has been said that girls travel in packs of lovely, except for that one girl. The analogue is, of course, that boys travel in packs of creepy. There's always the one suave guy who is taken, and he tr…
Stockholm Syndrome in Relationships

Miss Seal I recently had a conversation with a close friend after her relationship with her boyfriend had gone south. It went something like this: Me: So did he ever call? A: No. Me: You went out for three months,…
Do Men and Women See Kissing Differently?

Miss Seal My friend was nervous about not being a good kisser, when another friend said something I thought was great: "Boys don't think like girls do about kissing. You're thinking, 'oh my god - am I a good kisse…
I'm This Guy's Last Priority!

Miss Seal I'm seeing a boy, and he's always busy with work, but lately, I just feel like I'm his last priority. My friend sent me an article called, "It's the Economy Girlfriend," explaining how girlfriends of peo…
Valentine's Day is a Bad American Habit

Miss Seal The other day, I tried to explain Valentine's Day to my mom: "A boy gives you candy." "Isn't that International Woman's Day, except you don't have to be dating the boy for that to happen?" That's when it…
Wish You Were A Member of the Opposite Sex?

Miss Seal I was recently told I have penis envy. What does that even mean? I love being a girl. I've seen quite a few posts recently about what guys would do if they were girls, and vice versa, which makes me wo…
I Don't Want to Know That About You Just Yet

Miss Seal My friend was on a first date, and she and her suitor were passing by the Virgin Megastore. "I guess this is a good time to tell you that I'm a virgin," said the boy. It wasn't a good time. The first…