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A Dating Simulation Game Turned Me Into a Con Artist

Miss Rhino "Take a shot at finding true love in this free online dating simulation." Perfect. I could test out my dating skills on the internet and see how I do before I get out there in the real world. I picked out …
He High-Fived Me After Sex...

Miss Rhino I love high-fiving. No matter how retro it may seem, I love to dole out a good high-five when it's deserved. Our team just made a touchdown! High-five! I got a 95% on the final exam! High-five! I fell do…
What Is A "Creeper"?

Miss Rhino After writing this post, I had a request to write an entry on the true definition of "creeper." It's a term that girls throw around pretty loosely. "There was a total creeper checking me out at the mall the …
Is "16 and Pregnant" Giving Audiences the Wrong Idea?

Miss Rhino I can safely say that sixteen and pregnant is something I’d never want to be, but after watching MTV’s new reality show, aptly titled “16 and Pregnant,” I thought to myself, hey, that might not be so bad. …
How Much Do You Share with Your Parents?

Miss Rhino Flashback: Christmas morning. My sister and I are opening the last of our presents when.. SURPRISE!... we got tickets to see "Equus" on Broadway. Yes, the whole family will be seeing our beloved Harry Potter…
Keep In Touch, But Not That Much

Miss Rhino "Not only does he live over 700 miles away, not only will I most likely never see him again, not only was he the WORST KISSER in the history of this world, but he is STALKING ME against my will!" A real w…
Two Guys, One Girl and a Bar...

Miss Rhino A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "You're cute. Wanna get out of here?" Meanwhile the guy who drove the girl to the bar and is currently holding her jacket and purse sighs and resigns himsel…
First Date Chronicles - Jafar and A Blonde Jasmine

Miss Rhino As if first dates aren't brutal enough, this one had to be a blind date. While we never ended up going on a second date, we did become friends, so asking him to enlighten me with his first impression of our …
Dating Decisions Made Easy

Miss Rhino I've recently discovered Hunch.com. Basically, Hunch is a website that will make your decisions for you. "In 10 questions or less, Hunch will offer you a great solution to your problem, concern or dilemma, o…
Meeting the Parents in Your Birthday Suit

Miss Rhino Meeting the parents is an age-old tradition that is gut-wrenching and exhilarating at the same time. It means your SO is into you, this much you know for sure; otherwise he wouldn't be taking the time to int…