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Referring to Your SO As Your Partner?

Miss Rhino The other day I ran into a girl that I went to high school with. We caught up and she introduced me to the guy she was with. "This is my partner, Devin." Now, maybe this is just me but I have always a…
21 And Over to Drink...And Date

Miss Rhino I've always found the 4th of July to be a pretty romantic holiday. While I'm watching the fireworks, I'm hoping to be setting of my own fireworks with a young gentleman caller. And this year was no different…
Are You There, Future SO? It's Me. Miss Rhino!

Miss Rhino In this post-college world I have been relying on my friends to set me up with single guys they know. I will continue to take this path until the road runs out, and then I will resort to online dating sites…
He's Asking for a Rusty Trombone

Miss Rhino The post on Craigslist got me thinking about how far I would go in the bedroom.... Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday "My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wed…
Ten-Year-Old Michael Jackson on The Dating Game

Miss Rhino found this clip of a ten-year-old Michael Jackson on The Dating Game - we both watched it and giggled. Check out the video and tell us which of the girls should've won a date with Michael. Our favorite was #1…
When A Stranger Calls

Miss Rhino In my other life, I do promotions for Zippo at concerts. It's an amazing job. I get to go to concerts for free and all I have to do is give away prizes for a few hours. And as an added bonus, I get to meet a…
He's Single Again And Making Me Tacos

Miss Rhino Tacos are a deadly weapon. As a peace-offering, you can do no better than making me tacos. Truly undeniable. Especially at 4 a.m. I recently mentioned the one who "butt-dialed" me. Well he did it again, bu…
Kissing Is Like A Handshake

Miss Rhino I've always joked that, for me, kissing is like a handshake. It doesn't hold much meaning. I took the advice to heart that you have to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find your prince. And believe me, I've k…
Are Cougars the New Milfs?

Miss Rhino My friend and I were at our favorite bar the other night, and we were on a mission. Find men. We strategized over the best place to stand to attract a mate. First we decided to stand by the bar. There I was…
Does No Future Equal No Relationship?

Miss Rhino He knew from the very beginning that this wasn't going to be a relationship. The circumstances surrounding us just weren't conducive to it. I had one semester left until graduation. We would be in two differ…