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Your New Girlfriend Looks Like a Servant

Miss Rhino Dealing with the ex. It's the undesirable ménage à trois that is always tricky to maneuver with grace. Out of sight, out of mind is the best case scenario. But life is rarely that simple. My friend has r…
I Found You, Miss New Booty

Miss Rhino It's creepy enough when guys use the line, "You look good enough to eat." But when they actually take a bite out of you, that's when you've gotta say bye-bye buddy. It all started out so friendly. Extended…
"I Think I'll Just Go Back to Your Place for A Little Bit."

Miss Rhino When you sit in a small, sweltering hot apartment with four guys and unlimited beers, you tend to hear things that you must remember to store in your brain bank under "What Guys Really Think". My friend, Mr…
I've Seen A Unicorn

Miss Rhino Do you believe in unicorns? My friend Erin does. But not the mythical creature. Her unicorn stands on two feet, plays basketball and is a few years older than her. Erin has loved this man for the majority of…
Flirting for Favors

Miss Rhino A couple summers ago, I worked as a waitress at a country club. My time spent in the food service industry was short-lived, but in that time I established myself as the worst server to ever set foot on this…
Have You Heard Yourself Getting Busy?

Miss Rhino I know that's a weird question to ask. If you are blessed with the gift of hearing, of course you've heard yourself while fooling around with your SO. But somehow it's different when you hear it being played…
Questions to Ask Before the Big Day

Miss Rhino I recently found a list of 276 questions you should ask before getting married. Some of my favorites wereHow often do you need or expect sex?Do you believe in prenuptial agreements? Under what circumstances…
Hot or Not: The "One with Nature" Look

Miss Rhino After spending a long weekend camping, my friends and I hadn't showered in days and we were looking pretty used up. Not only were we going au natural but our hair had a greasy shine that gleamed off our quic…
Introducing The Wingwoman

Miss Rhino A guy and his wingman. Truly the dating world's greatest duet. Excuse me while I disagree. This weekend I was out with a bunch of friends, both guys and girls. One of the guys decided to buy shots for a…
My Standards Are Too High But I Like It

Miss Rhino A lazy Sunday spent floating in rafts in my pool with my friend Michelle led to conversation revolving around standards, attraction and dating. We had spent the night mingling with two of the most horrid cou…