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My LDR With My Boss

Miss Rhino My LDR with my boss has taken a strange turn down a long and winding road with pit stops at places such as "Hair Glitter and Fur Coats" and "Playmates and Carlton." (Yes Carlton from the Fresh Prince. He's…
Bedroom Bloopers: The Name Game

Miss Rhino I've had my fair share of bedroom bloopers. One particularly grievous error has haunted my dreams to this day. His name was Max. He looked like a Max. But for some reason my brain thought he looked more…
My Horoscope Told Me So

Miss Rhino At the beginning of every month I always check out Susan Miller's Astrology Zone to see what's on the horizon for me. Miller is the real deal. I swear by it. Just check out these coincidences: You seem to…
He Was Covered in M&M Goo

Miss Rhino It wouldn't be my life if I wasn't mortified at least twice a week. This bedroom blooper comes directly out of the "Why Me?" Hall of Fame. My bed at school was truly a little piece of fluffy heaven. I l…
No Such Thing As A Free Drink

Miss Rhino Did you guys hear about the three-for-the-price-of-one sale this weekend? Yes you heard me. Miss Rhino AND Michelle AND Shannon for the low, low price of $300. Yes, that's right. We were bought and sold f…
Needed: One Groom for Mock Wedding

Miss Rhino It's safe to say I have never turned to my friends and said: "Hey guys, you know what would be fun? Let's throw a fake wedding!" But as I was perusing Facebook, I saw that my friend was tagged in an album c…
Would You Rather...The Lesser of Two Evils

Miss Rhino Would you rather be neurotically attached to your sexual partners or compulsively push them away? On the one hand, you've got the stage 5 clinger. You've slept with a person and immediately believe t…
I'd Rather Be Watching Pimp My Ride

Miss Rhino If I am good for anything, I'm at least good for exposing you all to new and hilarious websites. The cause of today's giggles are coming from Said In Bed. It's basically like FML... in bed. Apparently that…
"More to Love" Has Unsettled Me

Miss Rhino So there's been a lot of talk about Fox's new dating reality show "More to Love". While I didn't watch the series premiere, I still have a few thoughts on the topic. The whole concept of the show makes me…
What's Your Boiling Point?

Miss Rhino Maybe you're thinking about cheating. Maybe you have cheated and are now living in a state of perpetual anxiety that you'll be found out. Well you should be scared. There's a lot more than emotional pain in…