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When Joking Goes Too Far

Miss Ostrich My boyfriend and I love to joke around with each other. We sarcastically call each other bum and butt-head/face/butt (yup, butt-butt). It's all in jest and a great way to just be silly together once in awhi…
Six Down, Forty-Four More to Go for Legalizing Same-Sex Marriage

Miss Ostrich With Iowa passing a unanimous vote a few days ago, six states have now approved gay marriage: (in no order) Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire. That makes almost all of New…
I Woke Up to My Roommate Breaking Roommate Rule #1

Miss Ostrich My alarm went off at 9:30 a.m. yesterday, like it does every morning. I turned over with my eyes closed and hit the snooze button, like I do every morning. I rolled back over and drifted back to sleep for…
She Found Love in the Darkroom...With Her Professor

Miss Ostrich My friend has had a crush on her photography professor since the beginning of the year. She comes sighing into my room after her photo class and flops onto my bed, musing over his black and white photograph…
Getting (Really) Dirty As a Couple

Miss Ostrich Last week, I asked my boyfriend if he'd like me to come home from school to see him for the weekend. He said, "Sure, but I really have to get started on the garden in the backyard." His mother's been talkin…
He Wrote That About Me!...In 1873

Miss Ostrich I just finished Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy. Even though the story did not apply to me, there was one section featuring inner dialogue of the title character, Anna, that blew my mind. She was debating wit…
I Have to Beg Him to Care About a Big Part of My Life

Miss Ostrich With finals approaching, I've been pulling all-nighters all week and stressing out everyday about the stories I have due, and the readings I have to do in front of dozens of people at the end of the month.…
Russian Hairdresser Forced Robber into Being Her Sex Slave

Miss Ostrich I found this article a few days ago. It's too ridiculous not to share: A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three day…
w4m Craigslist Missed Connection Success

Miss Ostrich The craigslist Missed Connections section is one of my great guilty pleasures. If you haven't looked through them, you must; they're entertaining, heart-breaking, sick, and sweet all at once. People post…
Her F*** Buddy Didn't Visit Her at the Hospital

Miss Ostrich My suitemate Heather (she has her own bedroom, but she shares my bathroom in our dorm) was hospitalized a few days ago because of a blood clot in her leg. She stayed overnight, so a bunch of people visit…