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“Girls Talk About Sex In Excruciating Detail”

Miss Elephant News flash: girls talk about sex. Probably in more excruciating detail than guys even want to know about. Not just general things like “Yeah, we had sex, and it was good,” but very specific things about…
My SO Read This Blog

Miss Elephant Well, my dear new XFFs (Xanga Friends Forever), it was probably inevitable. My SO read my blog posts. Yep, the one about my ex calling me a wildebeest in bed. Yep, the one about how I question whether o…
I Went On A Date With A Guy With PTSD

Miss Elephant So, as far as going on dates with random guys is concerned, I'm fairly inexperienced. As I have discussed before, I've had three "serious" boyfriends - aside from that, I've been on, like, two or three…
"Twilight's Bella Is The Ultimate Anti-Feminist"

Miss Elephant As a 20-something self-respecting female, I'm sort of ashamed to say that I"m reading the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I"ve been reading it since last summer - I'm a slow reader, okay? - and I'm no…
My SO Sent Me Flowers at Work

Miss Elephant I've only had flowers sent to me three times in my life. One time was with J, the second time with A (which he delivered in person), and the most recent time was today with A again, but this time he had…
He Called Me A Wildebeest In Bed

Miss Elephant It's amazing the power really good sex can hold over someone. I'm a grown ass woman, but a man who's skilled in the sack can turn me into a worthless pile of irrationality. My second boyfriend D was o…
I'm The Last Stop for The Guys I've Dated

Miss Elephant I wouldn't say that I have an obvious pattern in relationships. I've had three boyfriends in my young life, and they've all been pretty drastically different. J, my high school boyfriend, was sweet but…
Meet Miss Elephant!

Location: New York, N.Y. Age: 23 Occupation: Intern About Me: I'm pretty bad at relationships, but I try really hard. I love writing, blogging, reading, eating, exercising, and sexing. That list is not all inclus…
How Do You Know When You're In Love?

When I was 15 years old, I fell in love with a boy. It was an immediate attraction, and when we started dating, I became infatuated. When I was with him, it was unlike anything I had ever felt before. We spent long stret…
A Lesson From Rihanna: Are Women Blamed For Being Victims?

Pretty much everyone seems horrified by the recent act of violence Chris Brown is accused of perpetrating against Rihanna, espsecially after the photo came out of her bruised and swollen face. Any sane, decent human bein…