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How Is The Duke List Any Different From Airing Dirty Laundry Online?
This just in, guys are not the only ones keeping scores anymore. Apparently girls are making their own "fuck list" and giving out scores as well. I'm sure most of you have heard about this by now (perhaps here or here o… -
Cute or Sexy: Defining the Difference
Appearances are important when trying to attract a mate. It's the cardinal rule of dating 101. Sure personality counts but can you really see personality from across the room? No, it's the person's face you notice or ho… -
4 Ways To Completely Fail at Picking up a Woman
If you're in a relationship or engaged or married, please don't try to pick up a girl. Especially if your girl is at the same bar as you. Taking off your ring doesn't mean you're single, it means you're a scumbag man w… -
Just a Quickie: How Do You Feel About Swapping Fluids?
I recently played "I never" and was quite surprised by some of the responses. One of the topics that came up was swallowing. First off, there's no right or wrong to it. Some people like it. Some people don't. But what I… -
Have You Been Type-Casted in the Dating World?
The other day when I met up with my non-Asian friend and her friends, the strangest thing happened to me. The first thing they asked me was if I was Chinese. After I said yes, they said they had a perfect guy to introd… -
Plastic Surgery Can't Fix The Biggest Problem Facing Singles Today: Height
What do you do if you're not happy with what God gave you? Well, if it's your boob size, there's plastic surgery. Don't like your face? There's plastic surgery. Too much fat? Plastic surgery. It seems plastic surgery… -
Don't You Know Underage Equals Off-Limits?!
I know different people have different preferences but isn't it just wrong for a 27-year-old guy to be trolling High School girls? The other night at happy hour, my friend's cousin came out with us. Of course since h… -
This Is How We Met... Allegedly
During a social gathering, one girl is retelling her tale of how she met her SO. Problem is, some of us know that's not how they met. Her story has them meeting at a work function where they ended up working on some… -
He Used Me For Sex!
My girlfriend is going on a ranting and raving rampage about the latest guy she thought she was dating only to find out he keeps her hidden from the outside world. So to him, she's good enough to bang but not good enou… -
Over, Under, or Indifferent To Your Ex?
I was once told that you can't be truly over someone, unless you're indifferent to them. You don't love them. You don't hate them. They are a part of your past. Since you can't erase them, you just file it away in the…
