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Escaping the Friend Zone
"What the hell's the friend zone?" "See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp." "I don't want t… -
Foreplay for the Tech Savy SO
Browsing through an old Gentleman's Quarterly, I came across a suggestion for the modern gentleman: on late nights, instead of texting, "What are you up to," to your SO, try something flirty and humorous, such as, "Le… -
Lessons from Speed Dating
For most people, approaching someone is the most difficult part of picking someone up. Prearranged environments, like speed dating, eliminate the awkward should-I-or-shouldn't-I fence riding moment we've all experienc… -
Talent in Bed
In response to a post about the importance of a man's size, many Xangans wrote that talent was more important than size. I think this is similar to comparing apples and oranges. It's easy to measure the size of one's… -
Getting the Milk for Free
"Nobody will buy the cow, if they get the milk for free." In Sunday School, I was warned about having sex before marriage, and I even decided that waiting was the way to go. I waited until I was sixteen before I chan… -
Are You a Porno Kisser?
I used to argue with friends that there was no such thing as a bad kisser, just bad kisses. I believed that each person had their own style, which was predetermined by exposure to kissing (nurture) and physiological t… -
The Ferris Wheel
When we reached the summit of the ferris wheel, there were butterflies in my stomach. My inclination was to blame my fear of heights and the shaky, carny structure. In reality, I was just excited because of the person ne… -
The Art of the Pickup: Giggity Giggity
"Hel-lo, cutie patootie," my friend whispers under his breath. He is barely audible to me, and the cutie patootie definitely cannot hear him. "I noticed you were trying to get somewhere, giggity, gig, gig," he mumbles…
About pandoratheexplorer@xanga
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- From: pandoratheexplorer@xanga
- Name: Pandora
- About Me: Making sense of the nonsensical; unscripted and uncut
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