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Love Letters in a Digital World
Miss Rhino When I asked my friend, Gail Miller as she prefers to be called, what she was doing, the last thing I expected her to say was writing a hand-written letter to her crush. "Four pages and counting," she sa… -
Man-Tears Freak Me Out
Perhaps I'm cold-hearted. But I always pour out the contents of my wallet into the tin cans with one-legged puppies featured on them, and I never once have failed to hear the beauty in Celine Dion's "My Heart Will G… -
Will You Sign My Proposal to Outlaw P.D.A.?
Miss Rhino TextsFromLastNight: (773): our cab driver is having phone sex. Phone sex is like breast-feeding. It's something that should always be done in private. No exceptions. But there are always those dirty, exhi… -
Store Your Shame Away!
Miss Rhino The Walk of Shame Kit... where have you been all my life??? Specifically that frosty November 1st morning in 2007 when I walked across campus in full "Officer Naughty" attire... sans the handcuffs. I think… -
Stop Mentally Undressing My SO!
Miss Rhino How do you deal with a friend that is obviously interested in your SO? It's the typical Brenda-Dylan-Kelly scenario. Brenda left for Paris and Kelly swooped in for the kill. We all saw it coming. Would you l… -
Sharing Is Caring
Miss Rhino The key to a healthy relationship is obviously communication and honesty. We have heard that time and time again. But do you ever fear that your SO is hiding things from you? Everybody has something tha… -
Would You Lie to Magic Johnson?
Miss Rhino Initial impressions are imperative. So imperative in fact, that I chose to emphasize it with slightly obnoxious alliteration. Every time I meet a new guy I try my darndest to put my best foot forward. It's… -
Battling a Bromance
Miss Rhino Bromance. I think it's sweet. There's nothing better than seeing a pair of dudes that genuinely care for each other. Paris Hilton may have her BFF, but Brody Jenner really showed her up with his bro-choi… -
Hot or Not: Nude Photo Trend
Miss Rhino More than once in my life I've had to accept the fact that I'll never be able to run for President. At least not with the eclectic array of pictures I have posted on my Facebook. I can see it now.... El… -
My LDR With My Boss
Miss Rhino My LDR with my boss has taken a strange turn down a long and winding road with pit stops at places such as "Hair Glitter and Fur Coats" and "Playmates and Carlton." (Yes Carlton from the Fresh Prince. He's…
