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How to Ruin Any Chance of Getting Laid
1. Mention her weight, or one of her physical imperfections, even in passing. Now you've made her self conscious. Self conscious people don't take their clothes for other people.2. When you sit down at the restaura… -
Unlock the Condoms
My nearest grocery store keeps condoms in a locked case.Few things infuriate me this much. I mean really, what's the point?The last time I needed to buy condoms it was late at night, when only self checkout was open an…
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- About Me: "...I found myself fantasizing about a career in television. It was my dream to create and star in a program called 'Socrates and Company', in which I would travel from place to place accompanied by a brilliant and loyal proboscis monkey." -Dave Sedaris --Naked
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