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Benefits of a One-Sided Relationship
Others may call it an obsession or a craze, I call it a one-sided relationship. A one-sided relationship is something that mostly everyone has experienced. For me, my first one-sided relationship was Jessica Alba. -
Cop-blocker
Cops. To some, this word may harbor a feeling of safety. To me, this word brings feelings of anger, shame, and fear. Take note that I am not a drug dealer, a murderer or any sort of criminal. Actually, if you told me t… -
A World Without Girls
Sophomore year of college, I moved into a large 3-story, 9-bedroom house with a lot of my guy friends that came to my college from my high school. Awesome, right? The best part? No females unless we choose to bring t… -
"I Watched As Two Bunnies Hopped Away."
I feel like the female portion of the population doesn't understand the joy that overcomes the male psyche when he sees a pair of perfectly shaped boobs. I was talking to, who I believe is, the hottest girl in my eng… -
The Difference Between Creepy and Hot
It's weird how humans are generally attracted to beauty. People tell me that beauty is not necessary. That if you personality is beautiful, then you are beautiful. However, I have found this to be false. We are all…


