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The 70-Year-Old Virgin
It wasn't a lack of offers in the case of Pam Shaw, the 70-year-old woman from the UK who says she's finally ready to lose her virginity and get married. The cabaret dancer wanted to abstain until marriage, but after de… -
North Carolina Bans Same-Sex Marriage: A Closer Look
Homosexuals are so evil that they just had to do it again. This time, it was a constitutional amendment denying same-sex couples the right to obtain a marriage license, thus denying them benefits that opposite-sex coupl… -
Pictures of Underage Girls: Fair Game?
Not so, according to Lori Mathews of Chillicothe, Ohio. Daughter Alaska Mathews who was previously featured on TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras," has found herself at the center of a controversy which could result in fut… -
BREAKING NEWS: G-Spot Confirmed Real!
All it took was a post-mortem examination on the cadaver of an 83-year-old Polish woman (map and coordinates not included). Dr. Adam Ostrzenski, from the Institute of Gynecology in St. Petersburg, Fla., made the "astoni… -
The Most Beautiful Woman in Britain: Mathematically
I'm not the sharpest 1 in the equation when it comes to mathematics, but 18-year-old Florence Colgate doesn't need to rely on a cute angle to display her near-perfect symmetry. In fact, her face is so symmetrical that… -
Essential Songs for Breakups and Hard Times: Part I
Usually, posts similar to this one focus on the mainstream side of music which is absolutely fine. This isn't a stealth bragging post insinuating that my taste is superior to yours, nor will it be palatable to everyone… -
Want to Ruin Your Relationship? Keep Nagging
Infidelity is disastrous for any relationship and is a leading cause of separation, but nagging has the potential to be just as damaging according to a recent article posted on The Wall Street Journal. Common sense dict… -
What Determines a Blind Person's Attraction to a Specific Gender?
Living in a society that constantly assaults our visual sensory system with depictions of scantily clad men and women in various forms of media, it's easy to conjecture that as a species, we're sexually driven by visual… -
Eyebrows: Do They Matter?
Two days ago, I had a conversation with a girl about eyebrows and the women who draw them on. I asked if she had ever picked up a sharpie and desecrated her face in the past, to which she replied that the worst she'll… -
Daughter Is Beaten for Pirating Music and Games + Dissecting Corporal Punishment
Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the Internet to acquire music and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had a…
About AsylumBlue
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- About Me: The musician in me is constantly dueling with my inner writer, trying to take its place. What I'm attempting to do is allow them to live harmoniously, but it seems that I'm a terrible peacemaker, because they haven't stopped bickering or flinging spit-balls at one another. I write political satire, short stories, poems and... actually, I can pretty much write about anything; I'm flexible (not physically, unfortunately). If I had to choose, it would be writing softcore romance novels full of seduction, extramarital affairs and incredibly specific details. I'm kidding about that last part, I think.
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