Valentine's Day quickly approaches! Are you running dry on gift ideas? Want to show your significant other that you're a little more creative than buying him/her flowers and candy yet again? Are you single and wanting to buy yourself some random items because you can
? Surprise (and I mean really
surprise) your significant other with or treat yourself to an item off of this list! 1. Sweet Toilet Paper
Can't get enough of telling that special someone just how much you love him/her? Looking for new ways to convey your love? Make sure your significant other is thinking of you while he/she is taking a dump by placing an order for this toilet paper here
2. Personalized Romance Novel
So you were too lazy to write a personalized novel for your significant other this year. (Honestly!) Fortunately for you, the Internet exists - or this site
, more specifically. Just answer a few questions about your significant other and you, get out your credit card, and a personalized romance novel can be delivered to your significant other's door. Will it be a best seller? Probably not, but then again, many best-selling romance novels are complete garbage, so who knows!
3. "Shut Up" Mouse Pad
Face it: all relationships have ups and downs, and yours is no exception. Commemorate all of your pointless arguments with this mouse pad, which you can order here
4. Zombie Teddy Bear
Need I say more? It wants to eat your brain, but it will instead capture your heart. Then, it will eat your brain. Order this cute little delight here
5. Pro-Thumb Wrestling Arena
You may ask yourself why - well, why not
? Add some pizzazz to your thumb-wrestling wars in this special arena.
But wait, you claim that you rarely have thumb wrestling wars, that you stopped getting yourself into thumb wrestling wars when you were seven years old? Thumb wrestling is an amusing way to settle disagreements, so get back into the habit of challenging everybody you know to thumb wrestling wars and order the arena here
6. Smile Star Design Color Changing LED Light Toss Thrown Pillow
Is your significant other afraid of the dark, but not of adorable star creatures? Does he/she enjoy staring at shiny, soft objects? Say the name of this product five times fast...and then order it here
7. We Go Together Like Peanut Butter and Jelly Personalized Mug Set
8. Heart-Shaped Smitten Snuggle
These mugs are cute, they fit together well, and they can be customized. Of course, since one mug is clearly larger than the other, be sure to explain to your significant other not to read too far into the mug sizes and what they could potentially mean in terms of your feelings of who has the power in the relationship - unless, of course, you are trying to send your significant other that message when you order these mugs. Either way, click here
to show your significant other that you are the peanut butter to his/her jelly, or vice versa.
9. Mr. Romance Talking Doll
Do you feel that your PDA with your significant other is not obnoxious enough? Do you want to make it super
extremely obvious that the two of you are together instead of only extremely obvious? This heart-shaped snuggle will keep your linked hands warm and create a heart between the two of you that screams, "Our hand-holding is better than yours!" (Until, of course, you pass a couple who also has one of these. How embarrassing!) Order this warm little heart here
Not only does he talk, but he says six phrases that the special lady (or man!) in your life wants to hear - likely more often than you're willing to say them. Does your significant other need a compliment today? She/he can squeeze his arm! Just be sure he doesn't become your future competition! Order him here
10. Shit Bitch Bear
This one is for all the single people out there. Is there a special person who catches your eye? Have you struggled with the right words to express how you feel? 'Fess up this Valentine's Day by giving your love interest the Shit Bitch Bear; he'll help break the ice for you by getting straight to the point. Either your interest will find this bear endearing or he/she will see the bear and avoid you for the rest of your life. At the very least, you'll probably get a good laugh. Purchase this cuddly, straightforward little guy here
.Do you have any other ideas for unique Valentine's Day gifts? What is the strangest gift you have ever received?
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