Who did you vote for president this year? Who did you vote for 4 years ago? Or 4 years before that? Or even 4 years before that? Now think about your love life during those periods of time. Really think now.
Done thinking? Now, under which president was your love life the best? Under which president did you have awesome bed-shaking sex that your jealous neighbors could only find themselves banging on your door in attempts to get you and your partner(s) to quiet down, not realizing that their feelings of annoyance only served to further the levels of horniness? Under which president did your love life go more sour that biting into a lemon? Or did you become so sad that there's a river named after you made from the tears your cried (and somewhere is a bridge over your river also named after you, specifically for you to get over)?
At this point, have you completely compiled your thoughts on this? Yes? Did you realize something from thinking about all of this?
The president at the time of your love life did not directly affect it unless the president had sexual relations with your significant other.So please, before posting an entry regarding politics on Datingish, keep one thing in mind: ask not what your president can do for you; ask if he has slept with your significant other, because if he didn't, don't post that crap here!
Has a lover or ex ever cheated on you with a past or current president?
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Whichever one has a missile. And help it pact something. Hey-o.
I worked at the election polls when I was in high school. I got paid about $80 for 16hrs 8am-12am. that's 5 dollars an hour
what a rip off. oh well, it was better than sitting through class lectures. that money site is gone, so I'm ranting on this section:D
Yeah...I really don't see how the presidency will affect my love life.
If my husband did, good for him. If I did, I'm sure he'd question why I didn't get pregnant so we could hit him up for child support.
Thank you for writing this; it really got me laughing.
Oh yes, and to answer the discussion question, one time, in 1792 (what can I say? I'm well over 200 years old!), my brother's wife cheated on him with George Washington. That jerk! The scandal made my brother go crazy, and then he started running around in circles and yelling about how he was never voting for ol' George again. He also chopped down every cherry tree in sight.
this one
Dafuq did I just read?
@cook0129@xanga - Ohhh, okay. Thank you for clearing that up. =)
stupid entry
The president does affect your love life if you're gay. You can't get married easily.