And now for an utterly silly take on an utterly serious topic.
Of the two candidates currently on the ballot for President of the United States, President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, whom would you rather date? Neither? Okay, I can understand that. Still, let's think for a minute. If you subtracted forty years off of Romney and caught a glimpse of his fine self back in nineteen seventy-something, what would he look like?
Dang, right? If that fresh, floppy-haired fellow ever asked me out to dinner I wouldn't care less about his worryingly contradictory tax plan. Just shaddap and kiss me you gorgeous, young Republican!
Unfortunately I can't subtract forty years off President Obama's age because if I did I'd get this:
Nah. Let's add fifteen years to that cute little guy.
Okay, I've just officially forgiven you for that last debate performance. Any time you want to step out for a drink, just text me or tweet me or call me or whatever the heck they did back in the early eighties. Did they even have phones back then?
So what do you think? Which younger version of these candidates would you rather date?