Saturday, 13 October 2012

  • All the Single Ladies: Masturbation is Good!


    Let me start off with the fact that I was supposed to go to bed, but I thought that perhaps, before I fall asleep, I should have some "happy time." And trust me: it is a pretty "fresh deal" for me. 

    Until the age of 23, I did not do anything sexual to myself. I was still a virgin, so the idea of masturbating felt so... weird, awkward, person-less. Friends advised me to help myself at easing the lifelong sexual frustration. They did not convince me. Sometime later, I went to an Endocrinologist in regards to my sex hormones test results and it was odd to her, that as a 23 year old virgin I do not "flick my bean."

    So she told me that I should start doing it, that it would benefit me (I thought: "yeah right..."), but then I thought: "Okay, fine, why not... let me see and then talk about it." Can't criticize something that I'd never done, right?

    So, I went to a sex shop (oh, that was a funny visit, because I would laugh out loud whenever I saw those Nulla-nulla looking dildos) and got one of those nice vibrating eggs (non-penetrative). It took me a few days to get adjusted to the fact that I was in possession of such an item, but I gave in... and literally: I was BLOWN away. 

    One year later, I am thinking that it must have been the best purchase ever, because no other object gave me so much pleasure. It relaxes me, it helps me at falling asleep, my sexual frustration level drops to 10% and it makes me... smile and laugh sometimes

    I love finding out which spots are most "active" on certain days. And I love the nights when I can climax 3 times during a 20-minute session. It is such a shame that I cannot put "masturbation" in my CV as one of my hobbies. (Just kidding!)

    Alright, let me get to the second point of this post (the first was to write about the benefits of masturbation). Since I am single, I can do this whenever I want to, but what will happen once I am no longer single? Will the man try to sabotage my "joyful egg"? Will he say things along the lines: "Oh, since you are using that thing, I guess I am not giving you enough pleasure?" or will he be willing to help me while I am doing it?

    See, I am not sure how I would feel if my man masturbated while being in a relationship with me. I do not want to give him any limitations or get mad for that.

    Guys, how should I feel about my potential partner's masturbation? What do you think about your woman doing it?

    Girls, how do you feel about your "happy time"? How does it work in your relationship? Did you stop masturbating once you entered a relationship?

Comments (68)

  • TheNotoriousGOD@xanga

    masturbation is good, but i'm better.

  • JadeMaster2@xanga

    Good? You aren't doing it correctly yet, then!

  • Erika_Steele@xanga
  • Nous_Apeiron@xanga

    Sex is rather like a workout.  It feels better going solo, but it's usually better exercise with a buddy.

    @TheNotoriousGOD@xanga - I'm not sure you're confident enough.  Try to work on that.

  • EpistemicDuty@xanga

    guys will always masturbate relationship or not.  Since you don't intend anything personal by continuing to masturbate even if you are in a relationship, find a guy who would understand that it would be hypocritical to object to you doing so. 

  • mcmeister89@mancouch

    What 90% of men already knew.

    1. "What will happen once I am no longer single"- you'll think mostly only about one person while masturbating. Don't feel bad if your mind slips to Heath Ledger now and again, only natural. Your man can't be around all the time to fulfill all your sexual urges. Oh, last thing, your guy may or may not watch porn. If he does, think of it as lazy imagination. He's not pining over these girls and you shouldn't be intimidated by it. Real women > Porn. Always

    2. "Will the man try to sabotage my 'joyful egg'?"- Not if he's sane. Masturbation should never be intimidating to a man (or woman, which ever way you swing). It only becomes offensive when you'd rather use batteries. If that happens, you weren't communicating well enough about your needs or he wasn't listening to them.

    3. "Will he be willing to help me while I am doing it?"- Like I said, as long as he's not a child and isn't intimidated by it, yes I can almost promise he'll want to help you out. Any ladies want to attest to the act of having a guy inside you with a vibe on your clit? I had a girl literally pass out from the orgasm... Awesome.

    4. "Guys, how should I feel about my potential partner's masturbation? Etc." - You should view it the same way you view yours. A natural thing that acts as a stress reliever, sleep aide, and past time. Believe me, if a guy would rather jerk off than be with you, then you probably shouldn't be together or you need to have an adult discussion about what his needs are. You are better than his hand any day, but he will still continue to jerk off because our balls don't empty themselves. Well they can... but it happens at night and it's messy and horrible to wake up to.

  • T3hZ10n@xanga

    @Nous_Apeiron@xanga - "Sex is rather like a workout.  It feels better going solo, but it's usually better exercise with a buddy."

    I'm more a fan of efficiency. Working at UPS I learned that it takes 1 person roughly an hour to unload a short trailer and 2 people roughly 40 minutes. Why isn't the time cut in half?

    Simple: People get in each others' way.

    Why do with 2 people a job that takes 1 person? If an orgasm is what you're going for, I'd prefer you do that by yourself.

    @mcmeister89@mancouch - "Believe me, if a guy would rather jerk off than be with you, then you probably shouldn't be together or you need to have an adult discussion about what his needs are."

    There's a whole hell of a lot more to being in a relationship than orgasms, dawg.

  • mcmeister89@mancouch

    @T3hZ10n@xanga - Truth. If all you're looking for is to get off, you can always get yourself off faster than someone else. That's been my experience as well as most of the women I've been with. I've just found that I'm not very good at cuddling myself after. Terrible pillow talk too.

    And no kidding. But I've never seen a healthy relationship where a dude would rather wank than be with his woman/man. The obvious lack of communication is a big indicator of a larger issue. Been through enough relationships to know.

  • ChainBracelets@xanga

    Depends on the guy, I suppose. Most guys find it extremely sexy when a girl uses a toy while you two are enjoying each other; it's pretty hot when you have him and a toy at work. It will definitely help with foreplay, which is very important when it comes to sex. No foreplay = no fun, or the chance of an orgasm for you (from what I've learned).

    It might be awkward at first, but once you and a guy get to the level of sex, just be honest and let him know the egg helps.

    LOL, "joyful egg", lovely psuedo.

  • ItsAll_A_LoveWar@xanga
    My husband doesn't like for me to use my toy while he's home. It makes him feel bad because he sees it as I would rather do that than have sex with him. So, it's really just about your significant others preference.
  • T3hZ10n@xanga

    @mcmeister89@mancouch - "But I've never seen a healthy relationship where a dude would rather wank than be with his woman/man."

    Would "rather"? Sex and masturbation are two different things entirely. Again, masturbation can be done by oneself.

    "Been through enough relationships to know."

    "We formed a new religion
     No sins as long as there’s permission
     And deception is the only felony
     So never fuck nobody without telling me
     Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real
     Sun coming up, 5 a.m., I wonder if they got cabs still?
     Thinking 'bout the girl in all leopard
     Who was rubbing the wood like Kiki Shepherd
     Two tattoos: one read "No Apologies
     The other said "Love Is Cursed by Monogamy"
     It’s something that the pastor don’t preach
     It’s something that a teacher can’t teach"

    http://youtu.be/-VcGloa3iUI

    This is something you can't learn from relationships, no matter how many you've been through.

  • P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga

    my bf tells me when he has masturbated and I've told him about it. it is like a part of our day, so we casually throw that tidbit of sexy info in there. I know it turns him on when I tell him and vice versa I've showed my guy when I was using my toys. he asked me if that thing hurt he thinks my vag is beautiful and described it like rose petals lol so um, the indulgence in toys is a wonderful shared experience. I've watched him while he was masturbating. we are each other's biggest voyeur fans I showed him my other toys and he wasn't annoyed but found it a turn on.

    a previous guy actually went out and bought a sex toy to demonstrate it for me. it was insanely hot. no other guy has admitted to or showed me their toys. probably because they prefer to use their hands or they are embarrassed to admit it. well, this one guy wasn't at all embarrassed but eager to put on a show for me. it probably has to do with the fact that he's a literal performer as his career since he's a musician. I won't name names

    whatever works for the couple.

  • T3hZ10n@xanga

    @P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - "he thinks my vag is beautiful and described it like rose petals..."

    Let's hope and assume that's a visual and not tactile description.

  • phoenixlied@xanga

    Depends on the guy. My guy prefers I use him in any sort of way to help out so he's always involved even if I do go "solo". As one might derive from this however, I don't really need to. Vice versa, I find it a turn on and enjoy watching so on occasion, I'll convince him to go it alone.

  • Gaia

    Well hopefully once you are in a relationship your boyfriend will want to join in the fun. Think of it this way. Imagine that you are no longer the one finding your active spots. Imagine the person you love exploring you and finding out what make you climax three times. Now that's sexy. One is good. Two is Heaven.

    Good Luck!

  • fantaiesiesombre@xanga

    I used to do things like this once or twice a week before being physically together with my lover. Afterward, I've only done it a couple of times (after being together more than a year) and only because I was in physical pain - ever imagined the feeling of blue balls being concentrated in your clitoris? My boyfriend understands my passions and desires in the bedroom, and has even suggested on several occasions to bring a toy into play. We have yet to do so, but his openness and loving heart about having more than one toy makes me feel amazing. He and I might have sex once a week, but I'm completely fulfilled with him, so I feel no need to do things on my own. My only complaint is having to lay a towel under me after we're done. :p

  • ms_guided_youth@xanga

    some men will like it, some won't. my time is my time. not to be shared. some guys dont like that. my ex felt threatened by "barney" which is what he called it. barney was always better than him because barney didnt have an ego.

  • RachelR@ireallylikefood

    @mcmeister89@mancouch - I second everything you said! Especially #3 

  • notinwonderlandanymore@xanga

    My boyfriend and I are long distance so obviously we both masturbate and yes, we talk about it. My line on the issue is - it's nothing to get jealous about unless they start picking masturbation or porn OVER you. If I'm out or we're apart and he masturbates, I don't care, but if I offered him sex and he turned it down, and I found him masturbating later, I would be pretty upset.

  • TheMagicGnome@xanga

    My boyfriend bought me my first egg, convinced me to buy my first vibrator and has bought me several toys in the couple years we've been dating. 

    He obviously doesn't care if I masturbate, but I care if he does- only because at points in our relationship we've gone MONTHS without having sex because he used to masturbate 1- 3 times a day.

     I would ask him why he wouldn't wait, even knowing that he would see me later, and he didn't really give a response other than that he didn't like vaginas. Not saying he was gay, he didn't like how vaginas felt.

    He just seemed to have an issue with porn and masturbation. He would make dates with me, say he was coming over at 6:00, and he'd either lie and say he was busy or he wouldn't text me at all and would just show up an hour and a half to two hours later..  I found out later that he was always late because he was looking through pages of anal sex and masturbating =/
    After masturbating that many times in a day, we normally couldn't have sex or he would say we couldn't and I'd find out later that he masturbated 1 -2 more times after he got home because he used to mention it all the time.

    ..We have come to an agreement that as long as I offer to do something every day or every other day, which could include oral sex, regular sex(which he supposedly doesn;t mind now without condoms), giving him a hand job, etc, that he will wait. I don't know how much I believe that he always does wait, but I do believe that it's at least not every day, and not 3 times a day because we're at least able to have sex most of the time now.

    Honestly, I think lack of sex is something men may expect, but I am not sure women expect it as much from the men they are with, so it is one of the most terrible feelings when your boyfriend wants his hand more than you =/

  • immoral_sensei@xanga

    @TheMagicGnome@xanga - Pfft that is when you should tell him to get to work. He will last longer if he masterbates before sex.

  • happyobligations@xanga

    I don't think you should be worried about your potential future partner's opinion about your sex toys. I think you should be thinking more about the fact that this is a potential future partner that you are hypothetically thinking up scenarios about.

  • Mangonese@xanga

    My boyfriend bought me a Lelo Liv.

    Any sane guy isn't going to make you stop. It's nice to still have the option to please yourself without the strings of having to please someone else at the same time, if you're not in the mood for sex.

  • PlanetAuburn@xanga

    I would never expect a man to give up masturbation for me. He'd have his own needs, and if I can't be there to help him have his release, he'd need to have some other way.

    I wouldn't give up masturbating for a man for the same reasons; I wouldn't expect him to be around me ALL the time, and if I needed my release, I'd have to do it on my own sometimes.

  • TheNotoriousGOD@xanga

    one more thought.  i don't know what your reasons are for being a virgin at your age, but you may want to consider changing that.  you're missing out on the best years of your life.

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