Recently, I watched an episode of Living Single that brought back a few memories. Two of the characters, Regine and her boyfriend Keith, were on the roof of Regine's brownstone building, doing laundry. Her mother entered the building looking for her and was directed up there, by one of Regine's neighbors. When she opened the door, she found both of them under some freshly washed sheets -- enjoying themselves. I found myself laughing out loud. Trying to remember if I'd ever been that unlucky.
Throughout my teenage years, up until the age of twenty-two, I've had my few close calls; nothing too major. Sneaking my older neighbor out of the apartment when my mom came home sooner than expected. Trying to act as though nothing was going on when she would call from Panama, to check up on me when my boyfriend was staying the night.
In the midst of removing each other's clothing, hearing keys dangle as they made their way into the key slot. Or, the closest call, my boyfriend on the verge of his peak and having to jump to the cornered couch out of sight, when we heard my mom making her way towards the living room; relieved that she was heading to the bathroom instead.
Yeah, I suppose I've had a few close calls. But NEVER have I been caught in the actual act. But I have caught a few family members. Something I wish I could rewind and erase from my memory dock.
But I honestly don't know how I'd react if that were to ever happen. I'd probably explode with laughter, because I wouldn't believe that was happening. Or just fearful of the visual I'm eluding, from whichever position I was caught in.
What about you? Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? How did you react? Have you lived it down?
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LOL I've been caught in some pretty compromising positions. I reacted with surprise. (Surprise? :P) And probably set some records for dressing and GTFO...
I was using my vibrator when the door bell rang. I ignored it but the bell kept ringing. I continued to ignore it because I was about to reach the big one, so don't bother me
they kept ringing as if saying, WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE HOME, SO OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!*repeat ding-dong sounds* then the person called my phone and I ignored that of course. I was adamant on getting my freakin orgasm, so they can wait
the sounds of the door bell and my phone ringing almost disrupted me, but I managed to reach for the goal
I finally opened the door and they asked me what took so long
I think I told them I was taking a shower or something else, I don't remember exactly, but yeah...they didn't catch me red handed but I hate surprise visitors. just because the light at my window is on doesn't mean I'm home
they also said that they checked the parking area to see if my car was there and why I didn't pick up my phone. jeez not even my bf asks that many questions.
Living room sofa when the ex's room-mate came home. We just dove away on the other side of it (i'd have preferred to just keep on going.. It was dark enough and the room-mate was shy enough that there wasn't too much ogling.
I've been caught in bed with @Donna12 . Oops!
never with sex, but have walked in on 2 friends beating off, and i get called regularly when i'm beating off--i will pick up the phone unless it's my mom (in which case i go flaccid instantly...fucking hate when that happens).
also, one time i called my friend who picked up the phone and talked for a couple minutes saying he was busy. he called me back 10 minutes later and said he was mid-blow job when i called. his fling wasn't too happy about it, haha.
Sometimes I wonder if we're not caught more often than we think we are........ but out of embarrassment and consideration, those who walk in on us pretend to not notice, and find other things to pretend to do. I know I have walked in on people and didn't make it known to them...
I've never caught anyone, I hear people all the time, but never actually see anything. I think the same goes for me, at least family member wise, people probably hear lots though. One time a girl was super horny and took off my clothes (I was under the covers) and started playing with me while my other guy friend was just laying on the other side of the bed hanging out...she eventually kicked him out so she could get hers. Another time I was with a girl in public, behind a staples at around 2am, and a cop car pulled up a ways away but pointed right at us. I made her keep going and looking a different way so she wouldn't notice, eventually 3 cop cars altogether had shown up and stuck around for a while, then one by one they eventually left. 90% sure they were just watching us. Also when I lost my virginity my roommate walked in while she was on top of me, but he was so drunk he didn't even make it to his bed. So I don't think he saw anything, or comprehended what was going on. Aaaaand I think that's it. Not bad, just 3 sorta maybe possible times, and still never caught by family far as I know.
Let's see.. After an ex & I had our fun, we were sitting in his room naked.. His dad knocked on the door, bf told him to hang on a minute & he came in anyway. I grabbed the nearest pillow & hid behind it, while his dad looked at the clothes on the floor & asked what we were doing.. (really?) Oh.. you know. we figured we'd just take our clothes off & stare at the wall..
His dad continued to stand there & have a convo for a few mins while the bf is sitting there.. sweating (sry for tmi).. Going downstairs later was reeeaallly awkward.. Especially after his brothers heard about it.
As for catching someone else? Nope. Thank God oO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-UfTzEslfs
Definitely had a few close calls. I was caught only once though. With my 1st S/O, we were in the mood, but my bed made too much noise. So we moved to the free guest room. Mid-way my Aunt just opened the door - with the most deadpan face. She told us we shouldn't be there and walked away. It wasn't too embarrassing because she didn't make a big fuss, but we still felt very awkward.
Haha - amusing piece
Have not been caught myself though have been caught up in others' frolicking in the same room - was quite an experience, the couple thinking that everyone else was asleep and could not wait to get on each other big time..LOL..they were at it for quite a while when a knockon the door came..oops..naked bodies darting everywhere 
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Hm. I think I was caught once by a complete stranger. I was having sex in a park for the first time behind a bush at night a jogged on the other side of a fence ran by and saw us. Other than that, I had a super close call on my birthday with my last boyfriend. We had just finished up and were in cleaning up in the bathroom when keys and the front door unlock. His family had just got back home and my now exboyfriend bolted for his room where our clothes were. I froze and shut the bathroom door, which was next to the front door, haha. I'm sure family and strangers can hear when I have sex, depending on where.
Hahaaa no. But I heard from my friend who is a class officer that teachers caught a couple having sex in a dank green boxcar-ish thing on the school grounds. They both got suspended.
great reading- thanks for the evening entertainment!
Jyll Stonecypher
Bed of Cole'sl
I went to a party with the guy I was dating a few years ago, we fell asleep in different rooms but he came to find me in the morning and we started fooling around since no one else was awake yet. 20 minutes later 3 of our friends walked in to wake us up for breakfast, and got a full view of my boyfriends ass, and my feet over his shoulders. Needless to say breakfast was awkward that morning. The kicker is that he later started dating his current GF (one of the lucky viewers of our early morning romp).
When I was with my ex, his cousin walked in on us having sex once. The worst thing was, normal people would be really embarrassed and get out of the room as quick as they could, but he just STOOD THERE having a good look! And even managed to say "nice nipples!" to me before i threw a shoe at him and he finally got the message and left. Awkward!
The answer is yes and that's all I will say.
I remember one particular incident when I was living in the dorms at college. I was single at the time and my roommate was gone for a day, so naturally I was "taking a ride on the red rocket". About 5 seconds before climaxing the dorm's fire alarm goes off. Lotion all over my hands, at full attention, I was faced with the debilitating choice of finishing (at my own fiery peril), or running out of the building with a "pitched tent". If there is a God, he definitely has a sense of humor.