Tuesday, 04 September 2012

  • Gina Rinehart: Stop Socializing You Drunken, Lazy, Poor People!

    This post was submitted anonymously.

    Gina Rinehart, an Australian billionaire whose worth is ten times that of Oprah Winfrey, had some sound advice for the rest of us lazy, poor bums. Rinehart, who inherited her iron ore empire from her father, was heard hollering: "Butt out the fag, put down the beer and start bloody working!" Fantastic advice! Geez, why didn't we stupid, unemployed idiots think of THAT when we were last looking at our empty email in-boxes after the last job interview? Man! Now I feel dumb.

    Too bad I don't smoke. Or drink.
     
    And now, Ms. Rinehart, some hard-hitting advice back at you. You're fat. You're incredibly fat. Maybe you should put down the fork, dump the venti milkshake and start bloody joggin? In that way you can enjoy your billions well into your sixties without needing an angioplasty or the blood of young virgins or whatever it takes to get your acne-scarred wattles out of bed in the morning.

    Have you been in a relationship where your lifestyle was blamed for your lack of income or success?

    What are your thoughts on her position?

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