Friday, 03 August 2012
Today is one of those days I’m sickened by how Jurassic many Americans views are of homosexuality. How can people be so pathetically closed-minded that they feel the need to go chomp on a mass produced deep-fried chicken wing to express their distaste towards same sex marriage?
The Olympic village’s condom consumption may be the ultimate collision of sex and health, but Chick-fil-A is running a close second. Ever since the fast food chain shook its conservative tail feather, and denounced gay marriage, a nation’s chicken dipper allegiances have been put to the test.
Things started getting hairy at Chick-fil-A when CEO Dan Cathy publically announced his support for the “biblical definition of marriage,” ABCnews reports. Wednesday saw record breaking sales figures at the chain, after Mark Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor, created a Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day on Facebook. Liberals are countering today with National Same Sex Kiss Day, encouraging same-sex couples to go to restaurants, make out, and take photos.
Wendy’s posted Chick-fil-A support signs at restaurants in North and South Carolina, which is just another reason why I would never eat at that shit hole. Wendy's ended up taking down the signs and releasing a, "Oh, actually we like to serve a diverse customer," statement. Maybe their P.R. team realized that gay people like Baconators too.
What’s your take on fast food weighing in on the “biblical definition” of marriage? Should Chick-fil-A stick to frying pretty average chicken and keep their beaks shut, or does free speech reign?
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