Wednesday, 01 August 2012
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Loving The Olympic "Action": 150,000 Condoms Given Out at the Olympics!
Looks like an ordinary bed right? Wrong. This is an Olympic Village bed and, if Durex have counted their condoms correctly, this bed's occupant will have sex at least 15 times by the time the Olympics are over. So where am I pulling these numbers from? Well, if you consider U.S goalkeeper Hope Solo to be a viable sex source, which I do, the Olympic village is one big orgy-fest. A bit of a pin-up in her own right, Solo was quoted on many news websites last week, stating,"There's a lot of sex going on. With a once-in-a-lifetime experience, you want to build memories, whether it's sexual, partying or on the field. I've seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty."
And it’s safe to say Durex is riding the sexy bandwagon straight into all Olympic village bedrooms. 150,000 condoms were delivered last week, working out at about 15 per athlete, The Daily Mail reports. And the condom company isn’t being overzealous. It took just one week for athletes to romp their way through 70,000 condoms at the 2000 Sydney Olympics, according to Yahoo News.And if you think about it, it makes sense that the Olympic village is humming with sexual tension. The men, and some of the women, have probably got more testosterone pumping through them than 1000 horny elephants. And given a divine body is a prerequisite for most Olympic sports I’m not surprised people are fucking on the grass. Plus if this is your last Olympics, and you’re looking to competitively procreate, there’s no better guarantee to create the next Usain Bolt, than sleeping with the man himself. Just leave the condom in the wrapper.
I’m also wondering about Olympic exceptions. I’ve already pronounced loud and clear to everyone, apart from my girlfriend, that I would fuck the divine (but rather dull and dumb when interviewed) Ryan Lochte if he was up for it, and not feel remotely bad about it. As a abuse disclaimer, I doubt I'm quite what Ryan's looking for, but surely there’s a few "exceptions" being made with all these male and female studs stomping around.
Now I’m sure there are a lot of athletes in committed relationships who are shunning the shenanigans. I’m also hopeful that the prepubescent Chinese gymnasts are keeping to their curfews. And, all stereotypes aside, there’s probably quite a few lesbians who won’t be requiring Durex sponsorship.
Also, there’s probably hundreds of athletes so hell bent on gold that they couldn’t care less about getting laid. But I’m not letting reality spoil what I imagine to be a sphere of sporting sexual craziness bubbling away in the heart of London.
How sexy do you think the Olympic village is? Which Olympic athletes do you find attractive?
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I bet it's a great way to get all the intense emotions and steam that's been building up from the extreme competition the Olympics breeds. I wouldn't mind helping the US swim team out with that either. Go team USA!
I wonder which nation is the randiest.
canadian speed skater, lucas makowsky. I looked up speed skaters and found him just now a few minutes ago
http://inukshuk.speedskating.ca/media/media-gallery.cfm?albumID=15 nice form
he is the one with the "high five" caption view of his spandex clad butt
That's interesting. I certainly didn't think of a sex craze when I thought of the Olympics, but they're people too, and it makes sense. At least, hopefully, they're doing it safely.
As for attractive olympic athletes, I was all but drooling when I saw Kosuke Kitajima on TV yesterday. Just wow!
@ulvenNixie@xanga - Totally just googled him. ;)
Swimmers have such an awesome, attractive physique!!!
it was just funny to see all the condoms they passed out. i'm sure there's a lot of sex going on right now in olympic village.
@eugenia@xanga - I could not agree more, and his physique is well-crafted, if you get my drift ;)
A lot of the coaches do not allow the athletes to have sex during training and competition.
I'm a huge fan of Nathan Adrian. he won gold for USA yesterday for the 100 free. Such an amazing sprinter! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m809ap7W6q1qc9q32o1_400.jpg
And I also find Camille LaCourt very attractive. He swims backstroke for France. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zpu84fth1qzgf25o1_500.jpg
Yeah, I have a thing for Olympic swimmers :}
@lyrra_askavi@xanga - Pretty much means nothing, it's pretty well known that Olympic Village is a big sex fest. And scientifically, ejaculation doesn't reduce physical performance, males produce sperm constantly sans sex or not; if you don't ejaculate, you just pee it out. On the other hand, straining to perform well in bed might affect your Olympic performance, but at 15 times a day, I don't think they're really going for the gold in that category.
When I first heard this story, all I could think of were those 15 year old girls. The average age to lose your virginity nowadays is like 16 or something? Jesus, it'll be a story for a girl to say, "I lost my virginity in Olympic Village."
Just way to realize stress, if anything else. Though you have to wonder with some athletes under 18, if they are more closely supervised and if the age of consent in the country is at all considered. Also, are the women from countries that are a little (or a lot) less liberal about sex more closely supervised by coaches. Interesting things to think about.
Just FYI, both men and women have testosterone, regardless of steroid use, because it's one of the hormones responsible for arousal. Men and women also have estrogen and all kinds of other hormones, just in differing amounts due to their sex.
Also, crazy amounts of sex at the Olympics? I'd hit that
If you think about it, everyone there probably has really fucking nice bodies. Just sayin'.
Remind me to visit the Olympics next time.
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