Wednesday, 11 July 2012
I go to NYU, where every hot guy is gay or taken. It sounds like a myth, but it's an unfortunate reality for the straight, single NYU woman. The NYU myth is the hot, single, straight guy. (Seriously, where are you?)
Hollywood has a plethora of hot men, but like NYU, many of the hottest ones are straight. Case in point? Silver fox Anderson Cooper, who finally came out officially but will forever be straight in my dreams. Here, check out 10 gorgeous male celebrities who I REALLY wish played for my team.1. Anderson Cooper, above.
Seriously. Why must he be gay?
2. Matt BomerIf a role in Magic Mike isn't a testament to your attractiveness, I don't know what is.
Because nerds are sexy.
4. John BarrowmanI'd hit that.
5. Neil Patrick Harris
He's adorable when he smiles, has the cutest family ever, and can rock a suit. Oh, he can also sing, act, AND dance.6. Jonathan Groff
Groff is gorgeous on his own, especially on that motorcycle. But he and Zachary Quinto also make the cutest couple ever. Adorable.
7. Cheyenne Jackson
Ever wondered what "piercing blue eyes" actually means? Exhibit A, Cheyenne Jackson.8. Matthew Mitcham
The Australian diver won the Olympic gold in Diving in 2008. Pretty, an Olympian, and has an Australian accent? What's not to like?