Saturday, 23 June 2012
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63 and Pregnant: With Squid
There were 12 in the bed and the little squid said ... WTF is going on? I'm not sure what the anti-abortionists have to say about this one. A 63 year old woman has managed to get herself banged up by a squid in a restaurant, news.com reports. The poor lady’s mouth became a pseudo uterus to 12 baby squid, when she chewed on a sperm sack that was hanging out in her calamari.After choosing to spit instead of swallow (always the best option) the women complained of a stinging sensation in her mouth. She was taken to a hospital where cephalopods (small pods containing sperm and ejaculation apparatus) were removed from her tongue and gums.
Although Squid-Gate sounds a bit ridiculous mouth impregnation does happen, generally in the Far East where more raw fish it eaten, and internal squid organs aren’t always removed before cooking. Research on the event was published in a scientific paper in the National Center for Biotechnology Information, Bethesda, Maryland.
Will you ever look at calamari the same way?
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omg that is so gnarly. As if I needed another reason to stay away from eating anything from the ocean.
OH...MY...Oh, Well. I still love calamari and squid sushi.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm Calammmmaaaarri
Good thing I don't really like any food like this lol
o.o I hope she's looking for child support..
Calamari is delicious! Poor lady. Can you imagine what would've happened had she swallowed?
she gave the squid head. that granny is a skank.
the knitted baby squid are so cute. I love cute things like that. I'll pass on the calamari and buy the pictured baby squidies
this is why i am so glad i'm a vegetarian..... poor woman :(
Is this post a joke? The writing in this is ridiculous. In regards to what your "definiation of what cephalopod means:
A cephalopod is any member of the molluscan class Cephalopoda (Greek plural Κεφαλόποδα(kephalópoda); "head-feet"). These exclusively marine animals are characterized by bilateral body symmetry, a prominent head, and a set of arms or tentacles (muscular hydrostats) modified from the primitive molluscan foot. Fishermen sometimes call them inkfish, referring to their common ability to squirt ink. The study of cephalopods is a branch of malacology known as teuthology.
Cephalopods became dominant during the Ordovician period, represented by primitive nautiloids. The class now contains two, only distantly related, extant subclasses: Coleoidea, which includes octopuses,squid, and cuttlefish; and Nautiloidea, represented by Nautilus and Allonautilus. In the Coleoidea, the molluscan shell has been internalized or is absent, whereas in the Nautiloidea, the external shell remains. About 800 living species of cephalopods have been identified. Two important extinct taxa are theAmmonoidea (ammonites) and Belemnoidea (belemnites).
@winterEnds@xanga - She was paraphrasing from the article: "When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.
Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully."
Did you even read it, or were you just trying to attack her?
@thisiswhereItellyoueverything@xanga - much appreciated!
@thisiswhereItellyoueverything@xanga - In my opinion it was poorly written. You're entitled to feel differently.
WHAT THE FUCK???
@annamariuhh@xanga - O~O Agreed!
Haha I read about this! Apparently Squid is "prepared" differently in Asia than it is in Western countries, and apparently they don't "remove" the genitalia there, whereas here they do (or something like that).
lol those amigurumis are jellyfish not squid pshhh
anywho poor lady. I am glad when I nom on octopus there is not guts cause of suck problems like this.
ew, the poor woman. Glad I don't eat stuff like that.
Wow, okay... What the hell? o.O
I read this article. Just watch out if you eat living or almost dead food.
grosssssss
Is this...really true? D:
It sounds like something that could be happening in a bizarre, avant-garde horror flick.
my boyfriend was telling me about this the other day. never eating calamari ever again. i hope the chef got in trouble for not cleaning the squid properly.
This is why I don't eat crazy shit...
If you didn't already figure it out using basic biology, this story is erroneous. You need both squid sperm AND egg to produce offsprings, I assure you that no baby squids were found in her mouth. Sperm is not the same thing as babies.
I still don't understand why this post is on Datingish O_O
@nonurbusinessyo@xanga - "Sperm is not the same thing as babies." Probably not what you were intended but my brain ran with that and it made me laugh. "Oh my gawd you got babies all over my favorite shirt."
I'll keep my thoughts on the post itself to myself.