Wednesday, 20 June 2012
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Johnny Depp's 14 Year Relationship Break Up
You know that awkward moment when you have a physiological response to a relationship break up: even though you’re not involved? Christ, I don’t know anything about Johnny Depp or Vanessa Paradis, except that he makes a damn hot pirate and she’s my gap-toothed-wonderwoman. The thought of their 14 year long relationship ending makes me want to cry. Thanks a lot Huffington Post.Sure the rumor mill has being doing overtime about the state of their relationship for the best part of 2012. Depp’s been linked to co-stars Amber Heard (Eh, I thought she was a lesbian, but seemingly he's bought her a horse!?) and Angelina Jolie (because she’s obviously the quintessential home wrecker.)
Depp vehemently denied reports. Paradis walked around with a scarf over her head (great way to hide emotions). However when she was spotted house hunting, alone, in Hollywood last week things looked bleak. Now their French family home is split in two rather sad pieces.
Depp’s rep released the following statement to Entertainment Tonight:
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children."
Never mind taking this with a pinch of salt. I’m talking handfuls. Amicable separations, spamicle slaperations. All that statement means is “Depp hates Paradis and Paradis returns the favor.” Big tear drops. Poor kids.
The press has gone wild with their, “Shiver me timbers, Depp is single,” headlines, which, frankly, are crass as fuck. Have respect for a 14 year long relationship. Saying that, I hate Johnny and Vanessa because they are further evidence that people who spend over a decade together can still break up. Woe is marriage. Or just Woe is Long Term Relationships, because they didn't ever tie the knot.
Are you sad about the break up? What’s your favorite Depp film character?
And because they were one of the coolest couples ever, here's a gratuitous photo gallery documenting the good times.
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YESSS.....I mean...how sad. <___< (kidding kidding). It really is sad, I thought they were going to make it. I can't pick my favorite Johnny Depp character though, they're all fantastic.
i...did not know that johnny depp was married. or that he had children. o.0
but he will always be captain jack sparrow to me :)
My favorite character he played would have to be Gilbert Grape obviously from What's Eating Gilbert Grape. By far one of my favorite movies.
It's so sad that they're not together anymore. :(
I don't really care bc it's not my relationship or my marriage.
A great day for all women in the world...ops, sorry, can't help it (sorry to my husband too LOL). Johnny Depp has always been my rockstar, sad to know they've parted ways.
He fell for the ELLEN CURSE! Every married couple whether one or both of them goes on Ellen gets divorced.
jack sparrow should have his own tv show
and invite me on it. I'll dress up like veruca salt. wait...I already am veruca
I'm glad they had the good sense to not get married. Now their children won't be dragged through the hell of a divorce.
SINCE WHEN DOES JOHHNY DEPP HAVE KIDS?
Especially.. plural. More than one. Since when did he tie the knot?!
I have obviously been living under a rock.
This is just a relief to so many women out there, JD is available ladies. Don't be sad!!
I'm sorry that any relationship involving kids breaks up, because no matter how amicable the grown ups are, it's still very hard for the kids to not have the family intact.
But it is also true that if the relationship is bad, everyone might be better off parted.
@specialxplaces@xanga - @dynamicstars@xanga - they never actually married, they were simply partners for 14 years. He was married once before Vanessa Paradis though but that didn't work out either
Dear lord he is a sexy beast.
It always makes me sad when I see long term relationships/marriages break apart.
@specialxplaces@xanga - he didn't get married.
he is one sexy bastard. thats all I know.
Yeah, that does sound like an awkward moment, but no, I don't know it.
I read the sentence about her house hunting alone in LA as "horse hunting", like 3 times. It evokes a pretty funny mental image that way, and is also bleak.
Okay...I'm going to make myself really unpopular: I have always thought he is seriously disturbed - like personality s***. I'm surprised they made it this long. She looks really nice and like someone who will be able to do much better for herself now. Go Venessa!!!
Awww this actually bums me out! Part of his sex appeal for me is that he seemed like a super committed partner and father. :(
No matter his personal life, he did make being a pirate sexy! ;)
don't fucking care
well hello johnny, let me introduce myself. heheehhee
Amber Heard made a statement that she dates whoever her heart wants to. So I'm assuming she's bi. :3 Love her though.
aw that's sad but really she is so freaking lucky either way.
Maybe it really was amiable? It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.
Either way... eh. Relationships are transient. It's sad when they end, but I'm really at peace with that understanding at this point in my life.