Wednesday, 13 June 2012
I have lots of pet peeves. I think that most things piss me off. However, if nothing else, this may at least be my pet peeve that is most relevant to this forum of discussion.
And I know in advance that there is no way I can talk about this without being accused of sexism. I accept that in advance, and I fully admit that there is a double standard for guys and girls. That's the way the world works. It may not be fair or ideal, but it's reality.
Now that I'm done with my disclaimers; my pet peeve is this: girls who complain about not getting laid.
Girls who complain about having a hard or impossible time getting laid really upset me, because I feel that they have a much easier time than guys. I'm sure a lot of women will disagree with me, but as far as I can tell, girls have a way easier time than guys.
Ladies, if you don't believe me, go post an ad on Craigslist saying that you want a good dicking. I bet you'll get literally dozens or replies before the post is taken down as being fake since nobody can believe that a girl would post on Craigslist looking for sex.
Or, if Craigslist isn't your style, simply make a profile on any online dating site. Even without a picture I bet you'll get random message from guys looking to fuck your brains out.
If the Internet isn't your cup of tea, I think you'd find yourself to be equally successful in the so-called "real world." I apologize in advance for not having links to the studies, but I know I've read about the success rates of women vs. men in randomly asking strangers to fuck.
Basically, on college campuses anyway, if girls from a psychology class go up to random strangers and ask to have sex, the answer is either "yes" or "I have a girlfriend." When guys ask ladies, the answer is universally "no."
I consider myself to be a regular guy, and I think I can speak from experience here. When I'm single, I would fuck most women, particularly within my age range. I don't think it's due to low standards or self-esteem or any psycho-babble bullshit like that. I think most women are beautiful, most people are good, and sex is fun.
All of the inspirational girl-power quotes I've read seem to agree with me that you're all beautiful, so why should it be surprising that I'd fuck you? If I think you're beautiful (which I probably do), and I assume that you're just another good person who wants a lay like me (I think it's fair to assume you're not a bitch), then we should have a good time and fuck.
I've never been a girl, but I'm friends with a lot of guys. If we're at a bar (or anywhere) and you come up to us and buy us a drink or start up a conversation, we'll be flattered. If you want to take us home at the end of the night, and we're single, we'll probably go.
I know I'm probably not your ideal man. I don't think most of us guys are. We're not Prince Charming; we're happy to sleep with you and not call you back the next day. I know a lot of us will lie to try to get into your pants, which makes me think you won't have a difficult time inviting us in.
A lot of us are assholes; maybe even most of us. But I know for a fact that we'll fuck you. Date you, call you back, fall in love with you? Maybe not. But fucking? Absolutely. I even think a good percentage of us will agree to date you or whatever if you keep putting out.
Ladies, if you're having a tough time finding your Prince Charming, your partner, or your soul mate, I feel for you. Love is difficult. But if you're having a hard time finding someone to stick it in you Friday night, I have no sympathy. You're beautiful and you're a good, honest person. Ask us to help you have a good time, and we'll oblige.
If you're really unlucky, you might have to ask 2 or 3 guys before you get a "yes," but believe me, you'll get one. But if you only limit yourself to handsome, 6-foot tall guys who are rich, caring, polite, looking for a long-term monogamous relationship, and whatever other qualities it is you find attractive in the George Clooneys and Bratt Pitts of the world, you're going to have a hard time. Most of us are like you, just regular people looking to have some fun.
Readers: What do you think?