Tuesday, 10 April 2012
So today I was talking with my friend Jake. Jake is a super sweet guy and we have been friends for a long time now, and talk about practically anything with each other. We began on the topic of spring break, and summer vacation just around the corner, too. He told me that he would be going to the the beach, and was going to get laid as much as possible.
Jake has a slight obsession with self spray tanning, so I joked that he would be able to quit it for a week or two, which he replied with:
"Not completely. I'm not going to a freaking nude beach. I still gotta spray (tan) my butt and penis." I could understand maybe spray tanning his butt. But his penis? Call me naive, but I just had never thought he spray tanned that, especially because that's just chemicals in a bottle. There's no better way to guarantee that his penis will shrivel up and die before he even hits 40.
In shock, I asked him if he really did spray that, and he answered with, "Of course, the ladies dig it." I like to think that I'm a lady, but I'm not digging that. It just seems like something that is so bad for your health. Not to say that spray tanning itself isn't bad enough for you... but on your penis? Really?
So umm, have you ever spray tanned your penis or vagina? Have you ever been with someone who has? What do you think about spray tanning your bits in general?