Sunday, 25 March 2012
So, I’ve been trying to tutor my little 12-year-old friend on getting a guy since she “fell in love with one” and her mother is not a mother, is completely horrible, and doesn’t help her with pretty much anything.
I probably should have archived them for people or my kids or something.
But here’s a few that stand out in my mind.
Because a lot of people are alone in Columbus. But there’s probably a good reason you’re alone.
#1. Quit being a slut. A man, even if he is a pig, has standards and does not want to be with you if just put out for everyone. Why would he buy milk IF HE GETS THE COW FOR FREE. Plus, it’s just unclean and you have a sense that you’re desperate and needy as hell. Don’t have sex for a while (like at least 3-6 months people, but I’d wait longer) because any respectable man that you actually want to be with (in America anyway) will appreciate you wanting to know more about him than his penis.
#2. Girls like to manipulate men. STOP MANIPULATING MEN. This is why men are dicks, and why men make more bitches. Like with my friend. There’s another boy that likes her, and she wanted to flirt with that boy to make the guy she liked jealous to make him “admit his love and come to her.” NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO! (NIEN!) Her mother even told her to do this! I was like, "How many times has your mother been married? 3 times? EXACTLY." Most men are not going to get jealous and come to you. He’s going to LEAVE and let you have him, since he’s worth your time. Let your man know you like him. BE UPFRONT AND STRONG. Men like women like that.
#3. Most men like women that are self-confident and don’t cry about how much they suck all the time. Gentlemen realize that you’re a woman and you PMS and you hurt and get irritated, but you can’t act like that all the time. That’s too much. Stop being a bitter bitch. That’s not going to get you ANYWHERE.
#4. Tell the guy what you actually mean. He knows “I’m fine” is at least American for “I’m so pissed right now.” Men obsess over things more than women do, and it drives him insane.
#5. Sometimes it’s not you. It’s the men in the area, but honestly, knowing women, this is rare.
Those are all I can think of right now…but I have been in a relationship with a wonderful man for 3 years. I love all my haters.
Can you think of any others?