Hey, men. come here for a second. We got to talk about something that's very important.
Now, I hear tell from your girls that you guys aren't treating your women right. Either that or you haven't been what you used to be. I don't know whose side is right. I don't know what's really going on. I'm just saying that perhaps a little change in the game plan is in order.
You see, I'm what they call The Maintenance Man, every soon-to-be-ex-man's nightmare. I'm romantic, friendly, a good listener, and open to fulfilling any girl's fantasies. I'm the type of guy that women think about whenever you had your 7th fight with her, whenever you cheat on her, or are just plain neglecting her or her needs. I'm not just talking about sexually, neither. But emotionally, spiritually and, perhaps, in various other ways. To put it in another way, girls either call, text, or approach me to do for her what some of y'all won't do.
Now, I'm not trying to rile you up or nothing. I'm saying most guys have lost their girls to guys like me before. I'm single and might be looking, and as long as they have that "single woman" mindset, discrimination is nothing.
Now, I love seeing girls happy with their men. That makes my day and wish for a girl of my very own. What I don't understand is how some of these women wind up so unhappy with you. What's the deal with that?
In fact, you don't have to tell me what's up. Just listen up, dude. Make her feel like the only one she should have stepping to her and romancing her is you. Make your girl a little happy. Because if you are not, then you might want to get used to the idea of her being with me for a little while.