Sally Gives Advice to Women Concerning Women

Sunday, 05 February 2012

Sally Gives Advice to Women Concerning Women

I got this idea from what @TheTheologiansCafe has been doing lately and I thought it would be fun.

Sally's advice to women concerning women.

1. Make sure they're not homeless, AWOL, just kicked out of their parents house, runaways, etc., before you get drunk and meet them at a bar and take them home with you for the night. Otherwise it might be very awkward to get them to leave. In fact, go to their place first.

2. Realize that all girls may not be as in love with the colors pink and black as you are. Find out what they like.

3. If she has the same crush as you on a third party, kill her with kindness!

4. If you have a crush on her, be a really great listener.

5. Make sure she's ready to be hugged or kissed before you hug her, but never say "can I hug you?" or "can I kiss you?" because that's awkward, very awkward. You just have to figure it out intuitively. If she's flirting with you a whole lot, though, you might just reach over and kiss her, say, like at a movie, but just a quick kiss, nothing overly passionate. If she doesn't run from the theater, that's a good sign. Plus, we like to hold hands in the movies (most of us).

6. Be straightforward if you want an actual date versus a friendship. It saves a lot of confusion later.

7. I recommend, when making out, don't go straight for the breasts. You should talk to her about her background and stuff before you get that far. One in 5 women have been sexually abused. If she has, or you have, or both, talk about it. Listen to her very carefully. Most people don't like to hear that. Hear it anyway, and let her know you hear it and she can tell you all of it. You'll be unique, most people cut her off as fast as they can.

8. For a lot of us, our ears tend to be areas where much arousal can happen, but just kind of breathing around the ears, don't actually pant or blow in her ear and don't stick your tongue IN her ear.

9. Seduce her with a face massage. Let her lay with her head in your lap and then do it (I'll look up something to give you ideas how to do this if you don't know).

10. You can also seduce some women with a really good foot massage, but if it doesn't lead anywhere the first time, don't rush it. IN FACT, never rush physical intimacy with a woman! That's pretty much a turn off for almost every woman.

11. In addition to being a good listener, have something to say yourself now and then too!

12. Laugh at anything and everything that's funny, because so many things are. Go around together and laugh at stuff. Go people watching and make up funny stories about the people you're watching.

13. Try to be sensitive. If it's not your nature, fake it. Hopefully then it will become your nature.

14. Don't always go eat first thing. That's what everybody does. Do something different. Go to the zoo or a science museum, or go hiking or even just walking around places.

15. Don't go out of your way to prove how smart you are because that will backfire on you. Just be your natural self and she'll get it.

16. Don't criticize her clothing or her looks or anything, if you don't like that now, you probably never will. But don't forget to tell her how awesome she looks!

17. Over tip. Let her witness your generous nature. If you're kind of cheap? Overcome it.

18. Give her some space, don't be too clingy! That's really important!

19. If she texts you, you should always say something back unless you're driving. If you're too busy to text, text that, but not while driving!

20. If something awkward happens, don't be afraid to laugh. HARD!