Thursday, 05 January 2012
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My Blog Is Now JenAndYen.com Because I’m Giving Up Dating & Focusing On Making Money
Written on 12/26/11: I have made a decision, world: After dating 475,000 assholes this year, I’m not dating for the rest of the year. I may even continue that streak into January. I’ll start again in February, because I obviously need chocolates on Valentine’s Day. Let’s not be impractical, now.I’m exhausted from dressing up and keeping up conversations and pretending to care about sports. And never mind the emotional, mental and physical exhaustion. Let’s consider all the time and energy I spend putting on makeup and shaving my damn legs. I swear to God, dating is like a full-time job for me…except I’m spending money and not making it. Do you know how much it costs to buy adorable outfits and heels, get manicures/pedicures, and get my hair blown out?
That’s probably why escorts charge guys. They’re smart. If they’re gonna spend that much time being annoyed, why not be able to buy a really nice purse afterwards?
I’m over finding a husband, and am now going to focus all my energy on finding a job (to pay for my robotic husband that’s I’m going to build…duh).
12/28: Ugh, I broke my Old Year's Resolution ::head down in shame::. But he was a really cute doctor. I had to.
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- From: Jenn
- About Me: I have been on more bad dates than I have fingers and toes to count on -- and I'm only in my early twenties! I laugh when I watch 'Sex & the City,' because I've had so many dysfunctional relationships that they might as well as made me their 5th friend. Even so, I used to love going on dates with different guys (now I only let one guy take me out on dates), eating great food, and talking on the phone until 3AM. I never did get over the idea that a guy should treat a girl like a princess -- even if I've encountered one too many frogs.
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Comments (76)
LOL!!!!
damn girl, you really need to find a job, if you have one then a hobby or a pet.
Real dates = less exhausting than imaginary dates with perfect men who'd never speak to you in the real world and having to dream up a scenario in which they bore you so that you have some sort of justification for why you're single.
Please leave.
They're considered 'assholes' to you for 2 reasons:
1) You have incredibly shallow and retarded standards.
2) They probably didn't like you very much, and I don't blame them.
All I have to say: Good riddance. PLEASE stay away from the male gender. You are the last thing they need to put up with.
What makes you fun to read is whatever you write affects a lot of people. They give strong reactions, so you did good... in a way.
@RedHotFairy@xanga - Agreed. I love Jen.
That is too many men. @_@ Yeah I did for over a year. Then found someone amazing. =)
So you dated over 1,000 assholes a day? How did you manage that?
Wow, you decided to hold off dating till the end of the year... when that was written... 5 days before new years.... who knew someone could go 5 days without dating a guy... I'm impressed.. haha
Wow...I literally LoLed
@scribbles - Why would you need to find a job if you dated that many assholes? I'm sure a good share of them pay for meals & shit. Probably a good way to save money!
Not that I follow your life, but I thought you had a man. Your info has always said you only let one man take you on dates now. Hmm.
So basically, you're giving up the peen and going for the green. Nice.
Are you saying you won't be writing for datingish anymore?
Oh... I'm... so... devastated. *snrk*
She should just go on the Bachelor and be crazy with the rest of the single ladies.
@Rob_of_the_Sky@xanga - Don't confuse this with math. :P
maybe if you stopped being such a shallow self centered bitch you wouldn't have to date so many guys (who, might i add, are probably great catches...you're just too demanding).
Apparently people don't know an exaggeration when they see one. I'm sure she hasn't actually dated that many assholes (even though dating a fair few dicks, it sure does feel that way). She writes like this to get a reaction, which shes obviously gotten from the massive amount of haters. Good luck Jen!
Wow, what a tough life....
475,000 assholes...
...isn't that the population of Xanga?Stay the hell away from us, Jen. Seriously.
so lets see 365 days... the population of a standard tri city area.... so roughly about 54 men every hour. so one guy a minute... Interesting. The term 'minute man' comes to play. Oh the sexual innuendo...
hahahaha.
@Rob_of_the_Sky@xanga - I hear prostitution is a very popular.