Thursday, 24 November 2011
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Be Wary of These Types of Women!
Taken from a marriage counseling website.Don’t marry these types of women:
Don’t marry women who oversleep. Women who are lazy will make you go to work without any breakfast.
Don’t marry women with a stomach. Women who can’t take care of their own bodies can’t take care of their family.
Don’t marry women who throw objects. Next time, she might throw the baby.
Don’t marry women who talk back to their parents. If they talk to their parents that way, it’s only a matter of time until she starts talking to you that way.
Don’t marry women who wait for you to bring them money for food because she might go with anyone who gives them money and food.
Don’t marry women who enjoy nagging you in front of their friends because one day she’s going to make it so that you have no more pride left.
Be careful of girls that are nice to everyone because she’s going to end up in relationships with other people that are going to make you troubled.
Don’t marry women who won’t call you until you call them. Even after getting married she will only look out for her self-interest.
Don’t marry women that you are not sure about. Every time something happens, you are going to regret marrying her.
Don’t depend too much on successful girls because when you are in need of her, she is not going to be there to help you.
Don’t marry women who keeps repeating “But you’re a man.” Rather than living like a man, you are going to be living like a slave.
Meet someone warm and marry her. Someone who can love you for who you are and won’t nag at you about your abilities. Someone who would be willing to hide a can of warm coffee to give to her husband.
What are your rules for marriage?
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lol, she might throw the baby. XD
whatever happened to citing sources?
Ha ha ha ha ha, these are ridiculous!!
Don’t marry women who oversleep. Women who are lazy will make you go to work without any breakfast.
That's so stupid. I guess that on Saturday morning, you better be up bright and early or you won't be the marrying type.
Don’t marry women with a stomach. Women who can’t take care of their own bodies can’t take care of their family.
What the hell are you going to do when she has a baby and doesn't have a perfectly flat stomach anymore? Does that mean that she won't be able to take care of her family? There are a lot of skinny, flat-stomached women who do a terrible job of taking care of their kids because they're too preoccupied with themselves.
Don’t marry women who throw objects. Next time, she might throw the baby
Seriously?? I want to throw an object at the person who wrote this. And it won't be my baby.
My marriage advice: marry a chubby woman (babies love soft women) who sleeps in (she will be well rested and ready to take care of her family) and calls you constantly (so you know she's not only interested in herself) who is not successful at all (so she will be codependent and unable to do anything without you). LOL!
the nagging point...well that one is kind of true.
WHOA!!! Can I just say HELLOOOOOOOOO & go WTF? Remind me NOT to go to this marriage counselor. With all this going on why get married at all? Some of them I absolutely agree with, but not all of them. Especially the 'don't depend on successful girls much' and the 'nice to everyone.' Those are both BS in SO many ways. We are all human, so none of us are perfect, which makes this pretty much a joke in my way of thinking. Only marriage rule I can think of is 'treat them like you want to be treated.' That pretty much does it for me. *quietly exiting stage left.
PS - I'm with @Whatsthat@momaroo...
I'm assuming you're single.
No. Just no. Some of these are true, but others are borderline sexist. Hello, a man can't make his own breakfast??? What does that point say about men? And the other points suggest to just find a 1950s housewife or something. Basically, this didn't come from any marriage counselor, sorry.
I can't tell if this is a man or woman who wrote this...but whomever it is...REALLY?!?!! You cannot categorize these points into such a grand scale. And I am too drunk off thanksgiving to even argue with this but just NO!
Is anyone else confused about the "hiding a can of coffee" line as much as I am?
I agree, I am deeply against any woman who has the nerve to keep cans of coffee in the open.
Especially for her man.
Here is one for the women: don't marry a man who believes all of these rules.
@ask_ashleyyy@xanga - And yeah, I was confused about that as well.
Dude, this guy is trolling. HOW DID NO-ONE REALIZE THIS?!
Maybe not all of them are true, but I found it interesting and entertaining enough to read. :D
so pretty much, dont marry anyone? lol
This is a joke, right?
also #2 was so wrong on so many levels. i had literally the best mom ever and weight has absolutely nothing to do with that. my upbringing was WAY better than most people-- even just emotionally and with all the love and everything. most people dont get that and whoever wrote this knows nothing of love, family or values.
I had to really laugh at this. First thing that springs to mind is "Confucius says....".
Don’t marry women who oversleep. Women who are lazy will make you go to work without any breakfast.
Right,because it's the woman's responsibility to be a submissive,slave- driven 1950's housewife and wake up at the crack of dawn to prepare breakfast for her husband.
Don’t marry women with a stomach. Women who can’t take care of their own bodies can’t take care of their family.
God forbid she puts on a bit of weight with age and post pregnancy. Hey, I'm all for looking after one's figure but is it because the husband wants her to look and feel her best or because if she doesn't comply, he might leave her for someone with a flatter stomach?
Don’t marry women who throw objects. Next time, she might throw the baby.
Lol! Just lol!
Don’t marry women who talk back to their parents. If they talk to their parents that way, it’s only a matter of time until she starts talking to you that way.
So in other words, a woman who can't stand her ground, won't speak up for herself, is not entitled to an opinion and will let anyone walk all over her,
Don’t marry women who won’t call you until you call them. Even after getting married she will only look out for her self-interest.
If anything, it is usually the girl that calls you all the time that is usually looking out for herself whether it be looking for a favour, bailing her out of something, because she's bored and lonely rather than genuine need of a conversation etc...
Don’t depend too much on successful girls because when you are in need of her, she is not going to be there to help you.
In other words, don't marry someone who is more intelligent and successful than you because it emasculates you and makes you look pathetic when you ask for any sort of help, attention or affection.
Someone who would be willing to hide a can of warm coffee to give to her husband.
Lol! I'm not from the States but I do not drink coffee from a can and I would be totally weirded out if I was a guy and I had found out that my wife was hiding cans of coffee around the house
LOL you'll be single a long long time, you see slaves disapeared long time ago.
Funnily enough, the recent ex-boyfriend of mine split up with me because I stood up to him, for myself. He kept telling me he knew what was best for me, etc etc.
One thing about a man who acts like that with me, is the temper flare I get from it. Do NOT tell someone you know what's best for them, you are not them, and when they snap at you for trying to a controlling asshole, you probably damn well deserved it.
This list is ridiculous.
Some people...ugh.
SITE your sources!!!!!!! This almost sounds like an ancient Asian matchmaker listing these 'rules' to the younger women so they can get married in a heart beat!!!
Don’t marry women who oversleep. Women who are lazy will make you go to work without any breakfast. This is BS, what if he goes to work super early and I go later? I have to get up at crack of dawn to fix HIM breakfast that he couldn't do himself: pour cereal into bowl. pour milk accordingly into bowl. Eat. Wow, the men following these rules must be expected to be fed by their wives, eh?
Don’t marry women with a stomach. Women who can’t take care of their own bodies can’t take care of their family. Actually, if I lost any more weight, my fiance's grandmother would force feed pasta because she'd be worried I'd be too thin to bear children. the No.1 reason why she warmed up to me because...she hugged me from behind and realized I'm more sturdy than she assumed! hahaha
Don’t marry women who throw objects. Next time, she might throw the baby. In a fight, domestic violence starts with throwing things at people. However, that's a new kind of domestic violence if she decided to THROW her own child at her husband!
Don’t marry women who talk back to their parents. If they talk to their parents that way, it’s only a matter of time until she starts talking to you that way. This type of nonsense is SO backwards and from some ancient form of woman's duty is to be complacent to the needs of the husband..blah blah crap. It's called being opinionated, verbal, strong willed, independent... Does this automatically mean talking back to a husband is punishable by being disciplined by my husband?!! -_-; wtf?
Don’t marry women who wait for you to bring them money for food because she might go with anyone who gives them money and food. Then I should TAKE his wallet for food! In Asia, for the longest time, men gave money to their wives to manage for bills, groceries, etc. Where the hell did they get these RULES from?!
Don’t marry women who enjoy nagging you in front of their friends because one day she’s going to make it so that you have no more pride left. I do it in front of his family and they enjoy it. Pride is what he makes of it; clearly, this guy never had a lot ot begin with.
Be careful of girls that are nice to everyone because she’s going to end up in relationships with other people that are going to make you troubled. Being socialable and friendly to people is BAD? He wants a closet-case anti-social meek and compacent girl who takes his wallet for food?
Don’t marry women who won’t call you until you call them. Even after getting married she will only look out for her self-interest. SHE IS HER OWN PERSON. Woman AND man both have fingers to dial.
Don’t marry women that you are not sure about. Every time something happens, you are going to regret marrying her. This I agree with. HAHA
Don’t depend too much on successful girls because when you are in need of her, she is not going to be there to help you. Instead you should marry a BUM so they'd be at your side ALL the time!
Don’t marry women who keeps repeating “But you’re a man.” Rather than living like a man, you are going to be living like a slave. And because she's a WOMAN, aren't these rules dictating the man to treat his wife to be one too??
Meet someone warm and marry her. Someone who can love you for who you are and won’t nag at you about your abilities. Someone who would be willing to hide a can of warm coffee to give to her husband. I think they meant, "if required, you should marry someone who would be willing to steal and hide a warm cup of coffee for her husband." Even in that context, she has to go to jail while he's sobered up from that stolen cup of coffee. AHAHAHAH these rules are BS.
i do about some of these lol
especially oversleeping and throwing stuff
the only ones that makes sense are "don't marry a woman you're not sure about" and "don't marry a woman who throws objects". the first of those is just common sense and yeah, i wouldn't want to marry someone who threw things when they were angry :-/ doesn't seem smart, especially if you're planning to have a family.
@At_Sixes_And_Sevens@xanga - are you talking about sex?
Trolololololo
@StatelessPilot@revelife - uh hum, if i'm with a guy and he is my boyfriend or wants to be or is my husband, he better damn well pay for my dinner.