Thursday, 18 August 2011
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Trending: #ThingsIDoDuringSex
Do you ever use the hashtag #ThingsIDoDuringSex on Twitter?
Cosmopolitan went through some of these Tweets with the #ThingsIDoDuringSex hashtag and found some really interesting ones:- "Give out high fives."
- "Go through her purse when she's not looking and take a 20."
- "Tweet what position I'm doing."
- "Calculate the accrued interest of my savings account."
- "Make a series of online charitable donations because there's no wrong time to do that."
- "Study Latin."
The ones I've spotted:
- "Sing the pokemon theme song 'I wanna be the very best...that no one ever was...'"
- "Lose her clit ring... swear to god dk where it ever went..."
- "Hum the chorus to the power rangers theme song."
- "Look at my self in the mirror & think Damn I look good :)"
- "HOPE THE POLICE DON'T PULL UP AND SHINE THAT BRIGHT ASS LIGHT THRU MY CAR WINDOW!!!"
- "Adjust the towel as to not get my backseat messy."Do you multitask while having sex? Used the #ThingsIDoDuringSex hashtag? If you only had 140 characters (or one sentence) to describe your best love/dating/sex experience, what would you say?
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"Sing the pokemon theme song 'I wanna be the very best...that no one ever was...'"
... haha, awesome.
Surprised the most retweeted one didn't show up here, but then again if you were only looking at the Cosmo list...
"Nut on the B*tches face & wipe my thumb across her forehead & say "SIMBA!" - showed up at the top when I first saw it trending.
Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant...
I love twitter hashtags. They always provide general amusement.
@thatsnotarealword@xanga - Amabam, amabas, amabat, amabamus, amabatis, amabant! I was a huge fan of that Latin one <3
my bf loves to stop and tell jokes during sex and its so annoying. he said he did that to distract himself from premature ejaculation lol.his favorite pornstar=unhealthy mancrush=where he learned all the moves from=evan stone did that a lot in his scenes. i hate evan stone.
@katethoughts@xanga - Haha damnnn that's a long train of thought. He should think of the jokes in his head and not interrupt!
@thatsteiya4u@xanga - I laughed at that one too LOL
@thatsnotarealword@xanga - hahah, that's exactly what I thought when I read this!
Pretending I'm doing it with someone else.
I'm just guessing that a lot of these people have unsatisfying sex lives.
140 characters or less: Hubby, hubby, hubby. *drool*
@katethoughts@xanga - lol, it may be a mood killer but ya can't fault a guy for having a sense of humor.
Once I started thinking about a math proof I didn't understand. But normally I try not to think about anything else.
Wow, jeez. If the sex is bad or meh I think about other stuff but if it's good I pretty much break down to single word thoughts like: "fuck" or "ohgawd". There just isn't any mental capacity for more.
My boyfriend likes to be like, "So, how's it going?" during sex and I'm like, WTF? I have a hard time talking during sex. I'm gonna sing the Power Rangers theme song next time, go go Power Rangers!
i don't do anything but sex while i'm having sex.
What I do is lay there! What else? LOL
If the sex is amazing then how can you focus on anything else! I wouldnt have the ability to even try to text or do something else! I am purely in it for the sex and the pleasure we each receives. I want to make sure he is happy when we are done as well as he makes sure i am happy and done by time we get done.!
During good sex, I'm a bit preoccupied with having sex.