Thursday, 18 August 2011
- "Give out high fives."
- "Go through her purse when she's not looking and take a 20."
- "Tweet what position I'm doing."
- "Calculate the accrued interest of my savings account."
- "Make a series of online charitable donations because there's no wrong time to do that."
- "Study Latin."
The ones I've spotted:
- "Sing the pokemon theme song 'I wanna be the very best...that no one ever was...'"
- "Lose her clit ring... swear to god dk where it ever went..."
- "Hum the chorus to the power rangers theme song."
- "Look at my self in the mirror & think Damn I look good :)"
- "HOPE THE POLICE DON'T PULL UP AND SHINE THAT BRIGHT ASS LIGHT THRU MY CAR WINDOW!!!"
- "Adjust the towel as to not get my backseat messy."
Do you multitask while having sex? Used the #ThingsIDoDuringSex hashtag? If you only had 140 characters (or one sentence) to describe your best love/dating/sex experience, what would you say?