Tuesday, 16 August 2011
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Make Whoopee, Service the Clam, Hide the Snake in the Bush: What's Your Choice of Euphemism?
I loved watching The Newlywed Game on the Game Show Network because I loved hearing the questions that involved "making whoopee" just because I wanted to hear them say it. It sounded ridiculous, and though I knew that the euphemism really meant "having sex," I couldn't help but imagine a couple taking turns fooling each other with a whoopee cushion.
Some other ridiculous ones I know, and could never use without laughing:
1) Bouncing the Pogo Stick
2) Hiding the Snake in the Bush
3) Burying the One-Eyed Worm
4) Mommy-Daddy Dance
5) Tickle Her Belly from the Inside
6) Plugging the Hole
7) Parting the Pink Sea
8) Probing the Membrane
9) Pickle Tickle
10) Ride the Skin Bus to Tuna Town
11) Slap Bellies
12) Put Sour Cream in the Taco
13) Doing the Mattress Mambo
14) Smash Pissers
15) Thread the Needle
Whenever I talk about sex, I stick to the standard "having sex," "making love," and (excuse my vulgarity for a second) "fucking."What do you typically say when referring to "having sex"? Know any other ridiculous sounding euphemisms?
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Comments (25)
WHO CARES!!! UGH!
I just say sex.
i like nicknames for the shocker better. two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the bush, one in the cheney; two at yale, one at brown. and so on.
BWUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
WTF LOOOL
oh my god! HAHAHAHA. "Service the Clam," "Hide the Snake in the Bush," "Thread the Needle," and "Probing the Membrane" LOL.
honestly, I didn't know what you were referring to with "Make Whoopee." very Sims-ish, and it just sounds like someone passing gas.... (if there was an option of a twitchy smile, I'd use it right now.)
I'd just use "well, did you have sex?" or the crasser "did you fuck?" .....or "porn."
hide the potatoe
penis metaphors would be hotdog, vienna sausage, corndog and vagina metaphors would be oyster, ham sandwich or pink taco. just plug in the words however you feel like it
that's just for laughs though. I use the crude names with a s.o that involves a rooster(cock) and cat(pussy)
lol my bf once termed it "playing the penis vagina game"
lol i'm surprised this one isn't on there: bow chicka wow wow. nah i don't really say that tho. we refer to it as sexy time or in texting i'll send him those ASCII characters and he knows, hehe. he sometimes calls it making love, too.
Mountains and boulders.
a friend and i used a code word: cupcakes. for example, omg i want cupcakes right now! or last night i had some great cupcakes... you get it? lol. it was lame.
@ShirleyD@xanga - Lol! That's awesome. I love cupcakes, so I could get away with making people really believe I'm talking about cupcakes.
My boyfriend likes to say he wants to play hide the snake in the hole. Of course, he also says we should play doctor so he can give me a slippin-dick-to-me
I give internal massages.
Hide the stick.
Hide the Purple Parsnip?
These are... disturbing and vulgar. I personally think these euphemisms are for those that are not mature enough to tell it like it is.
Never saw anything wrong with just saying "having sex". Boyfriend uses lots of British idioms, so he says "shag" once in a while.
"Fucking" only if I'm not in a good mood when talking about it.
"the rumpy pumpy" is my favorite..
My first boyfriend and I referred to sex as "sky diving." It was our own little code. Since then I pretty much just say it like it is.
Me and my boyfriend just say ".......wanna do it?"
Works.
I call it what it is most of the time, but when I'm in a silly mood I'll use WhooHoo. Like from the Sims. I'm a little lame like that.
bumping uglies.