Tuesday, 09 August 2011
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Loving Your Body (With Some Whipped Cream on Top)
I love food and I love sex, but I've never mixed the two together.I've had friends who have tried spreading honey or peanut butter on their hot spots but said it was a one-time-and-never-again deal. They hated that once the food-driven foreplay was done and they were ready for more action, the residue killed the mood as their bodies stuck together on contact.
In theory, it would be really hot if I could leave a trail of whipped cream, caramel sauce, or chocolate syrup leading from my neck down to below my belly button and have my boyfriend lick it all off, but unless I had plastic sheets, I don't want to deal with the mess.
At Spencer's, I've seen many candy/gummy thongs, pasties, and boxers. Even chocolate ones. I would think that is a really hot mix--chocolate and my SO's body--but won't that melt away really quickly? I thought about mixing in some fruit with my foreplay, but then I feel like we might as well just have a bowl of cherries beforehand and then get busy.
I remember when Jessica Simpson released her Dessert Treats collection of edible body lotion, spray, body wash, whipped cream, scrub, and shimmer. I thought that was such a great solution to the mess real food could make, especially when the flavors were things like "Banana Split" and "Butterscotch Toffee."
I recall watching a talk show that featured Jessica Simpson's Dessert Treats one day, and the host stuck his tongue into a dallop of whipped cream and looked nauseous.
Jessica said something along the lines of, "you need to rub it in first!"
So I went to a cosmetics store, tried it for myself, and it tasted like I was licking a sweet soap bar. Failed attempt at imitating real dessert treats. Should I go for the real stuff?
Do you ever mix food and sex? Is it worth the mess? Ever try Jessica Simpson's Dessert Treats?
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I agree, the residue would be quite gross. I love PB as much as the next guy (probably more), but it's really sticky and it would be tough to get it ALL off. And if you don't....
I don't think of peanut butter as a sexy condiment, so I would never use that. whip cream is the standard foreplay topping
body fluids also leave a mess, so the sheets will have to be washed either way.
It's alright. It's only messy if you attempt to cover your SO's body from head to toe in food goop (or even if you just cover all of their goodies). A little dab will do. I've never had a problem with residue or stickiness.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - Hmmm, good point!
Tried whipped cream once. Wasn't as great as we imagined it would be.
My first boyfriend ever and I licked ice cream off of each other. It was hot as hell. Karmel Sutra by Ben & Jerry's is still my favorite ice cream ever, to this day.
Mmm.
The trick is to just use a little tiny bit, lick it all the way off, use a little bit again, lick it off. MMmmfgkflklf.
Also who gives a shit about the sticky residue? Use food during foreplay, then take a sexy shower continuing the foreplay, then sex. Problem solved.
me, i prefer some good meal, chill out for a bit and then some good sex. I can't combine the two bahaha, they gotta be seperated. However, only exception I think I can make is whip cream. =]
My bf and I are not really into it. It's too much of a mess to clean up. I've used whipped cream a few times with girls and it was alright but guys don't seem to be into mixing food and sex as much.
i've tried jessica simpson's dessert treats. i had the whipped cream lotion thingy. i thought it was kinda cool but it didnt work so well as lotion. i dont remember what it taste like though.
@thisiswhereItellyoueverything@xanga - I just copied and pasted your comment to my boyfriend hahaha. Inspired!
uh, no. Don't go for the real stuff. The reasons strippers don't use usually it at Bachelor Parties is that it goes rancid within an hour or two and then you're left sticky and smelling of... really gross stuff.
It's something I've always been interested in trying. Now to find a guy....lol
I'm not sure if this applies but I do know that you SHOULD NOT use lube that has sugar in it. Creates a feast for bacteria and there can be infection.
Does watching my SO eat an ice cream, hot dog, or anything dong-esque count? :P.
The closest I've ever come is feeding a woman the chocolate covered strawberries I made or people taking shots off my stomach...although I don't know if that counts as foreplay...Maybe technically if I end up with one of the people who took one of them?
I haven't tried it yet, but I bought a bottle of "Sweet Licks" at Spencer's a few days ago, and walking out of the store, me and my SO dabbed a bit on our fingers and licked it off. It warmed up, and tasted just like strawberry. I enjoyed it, and I hope I do next time we get stuff done ;D
We've tried whipped cream before. It wasn't a failure, but the afterfeel was kind of... bleh.
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I remember that line of hers. it was awful! my best friend and I bought the cupcake perfume and the cotton candy one because they were on clearance at walgreens. lol. oh man.
Whip Cream yes.. I love to use it in small amount. It makes us slow down. It is like creating a very special sunday on you lover.
Never tried it. I'm overweight, and I get really self-conscious about eating around people. Even if that's not the point of adding food to sex, the thought of it kind of weirds me out...
@dangelb - Hahaha niiiiice :D I hope it's as fun for you as it was for us! Hahahah
I saw the title and thought it was a Jenn post. Â When I discovered it wasn't, I became deeply disappointed.
honestly... me and my boyfriend have done chocolate syrup leading to "interesting" places on him. along with the whole strawberries dipped in whip cream. It's all fun and if your guys good enough there wont be much of a mess to clean up
Yes, no, no. I'll fuck all night long, sleep in the wet spot, covered in her fluids...that is until I'm fucking covered in syrupy stickiness. Then it's time to shower and all sexiness is gone.
Nutella.
Tastes like the inside of a ferrero rocher, and pretty easy to get off with no messy residue. I mean, not that I would know from experience on various body parts. But sticking my fingers in the jar and having a pig-out day while playing COD with no sticky mess on my controller was a win.
Plus, chocolate is always sexy, especially for women.
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To anyone who has been left with a sticky mess, you clearly, did not lick it off good enough. Come on people, put a little elbow, er...tongue grease into it next time!
all I can think about is the mess!!! ahh, it's like those hot scenes of couples hooking up on a desk and pushing all the books, paperclips, pens, notebooks, binders, etc off the table. when that happens I just think "omg... -___- this would never happen in my life because I would stop and clean it up."
peanut butter is not sexy at all hahahaha
I remember that cosmetics line. I discovered it when I was probably 12 and had to go in to Sephora with my mom and sister. Oh my gosh, I was in love with it but I didn't know it was all about sex. Kinda ruins it for me since I'm quite teh prude, but I'd still love some just so I can enjoy the smell :]