Wednesday, 03 August 2011
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Walking In On Your Family Members Doing the Deed
Before I knew what sex was, I walked in on my parents getting down in my living room. It was late at night, but I had to go to the bathroom which was on the opposite side of our apartment.I was only three. Though no one ever specifically told me that people were most likely "making love" if they didn't have their clothes on and were making a "back and forth motion" with their hips, but something in my three-year-old keenness made me realize I was walking in on a private moment.
I was an extremely dramatic child, so my first inclination was to make a scene and start saying "EWWW!" and run back to my room, stomping as loud as I could.
I held back though, and instead tried to cr33p over to the other side of the apartment with my hands covering my eyes. We didn't have carpet, so each time I took a step forward, the floorboards creeeeeeaked."Why aren't you asleep?!" my dad yelled at me.
"I have to peepee!!!" I whelped, and ran to the bathroom. I kept my face out of their sight so they didn't think I was watching them. I stayed in the bathroom for a considerable amount of time, hearing shuffling coming from the living room. When I heard a door slam shut, I knew they went back to their room. I quickly tiptoed back to my room, tempted to wake my older sister up to tell her what I just saw, but I was feeling some guilt and embarrassment over it. I didn't know why, but I felt really dirty and intrusive even though it was just an accident.Our rooms were next to each other, so I suppose that's why they moved into the living room for their moment. I never walked in on them ever again--what happens in the master bedroom should stay in the master bedroom.
Have you ever walked in on your parents? Ever interrupt a family member's intimate moment by accident? Get walked in on by a relative?
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I've walked in on my parents, but I didn't know it. I only know I did because at some point later I mentioned that I didn't think I'd ever walked in on someone having sex, and Mom was like, "Um... yeah you did."
no, but I heard noises before. I think my mother was masturbating or was she having a sexy dream and moaned out loud. horrifying. must turn on radio full blast to wipe out the noises>_<
I was gonna walk into my dads room once but then I heard my step mom saying dirty things so I had time to turn around and walk away.
Yes, I did. I was in my room when I walked in on them; My Mother on top of my Father. Bad image!!!! My Mother had an awkward grin and I slammed the door shut. Let's not mention this again. I am going to go bang my head on a wall now.
yaa.... walked in on my parents when i was 11 on the couch. Gross. What was worse is when my mom got pregnant a year later. Omg I wouldn't want to go into their bedroom or sit on that couch for a few months after mom told me she was expecting.
I recently got married. My husband and I were swimming with the rest of my family at my parent's house and I got out to shower. My dad told my husband to go join me. "it's ok, you're married" Hubby wanted to die. lol
Yep. I cried afterwards because I didn't want to have a sibling. I never got one. :)
Nope. Luckily, I won't have to.
bahahaha that sounds hella cute. the whole i gotta peepee thing while running to the bathroom. sucks for your innocent eyes though! i have walked in on my parents as a kid. i was like 5 or something and went to knock on my parents door. it opened as i touched it so i just went in to see some nasty ass shit i dont even wanna repeat! lol. yuck. i said sorry really quick, closed the door fast, and my siblings looked at me wondring what was wrong. i told them nothing and ran to my room. my mom went to talk to me about it a few minutes later and she tried to tell me i didnt see what i saw! i just shook my head and ignored her and that was that.
my parents dont have sex lol
actually, I walked in on my mom and step-dad the other day. sigh. never again, please.
What is "doing the deed?" Seriously?
My parents didn't have sex. I have overheard my brother and his girlfriend though. In their horribly indiscreet ways.
Happened to me twice.
One time last year I walked like every usual morning to say I'm ready for school so they could drive me to school. [ They don't want me driving to school alone ]And uhhhh yeah, it was gross. I walked out and called my sister up to take me to school. They knew I saw cause on the way to school my dad called to ask if I'm at school yet. ( = _ = )@ShirleyD@xanga - LOL obviously you saw this happening. Parents and their funny ways sometimes!
I've never personally walked in on my parents but my SIL did...one of the funniest stories I've ever heard! We still make fun of her for it!
Probably when I was much younger, I did. I think one summer night I did when I was 8 - "Mommy and Daddy are sleeping naked because it's hot out!" - and I'm 99% sure that's pretty much the year my mom got pregnant, lost the baby, and my parents stopped having sex.
I've had some awkward moments with people walking in on me. Entertaining stories now, mortifying moments then.
I walked in on my parents last year, I needed to borrow a tool from my dad and called to see if they were home, they didn't answer so when I stopped over I used me key and went in. I heard the shower running so I called out loud that I was here and went downstairs to get the tool. When I came upstairs, the shower was off and they had moved to the kitchen table. To this day I won't eat anything at that table, I eat at the small "kiddie" table with my nephews every holiday. My brother teases me about sitting there every time, one of these days I might just tell him dinner wasn't the only thing served there.
I've been walked in on many times by my then-gf's roommates, they never knocked and I think they were into voyeurism because they always froze in their tracks and stared.
I don't think my parents do it anymore.. even if they do, it's their business and normal 'cause when I get married someday, I might too x_X'' who knows.. but it's gross 'cause it's our own parents and to see them in that light is weird.
I had my grandparents walk in on me, as I was supposed to be home alone (no one told me they had a key)
@xsimplepleasuresx@xanga - Oh no!!! I couldn't eat off of the kitchen table either if I was you! Anyway, kiddie tables are fun :)
@natebjones@xanga - ACK! I know my boyfriend's grandma would probably have a heart attack if she walked in on us and realized what we were doing. I asked what she'd do if she did come into his room if she heard "something." He said, "She's practically deaf, but if she does come in and we don't hear, let's just tell her we were playing a game. That ended in wrestling or something. Her vision is about to go too..." Lololol
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As a child I walked in on my parents allllll the time. I never really thought much of it.
But once I got older, I walked in on my mom and my stepdad when she got remarried. So many times I'd see them doing the deed... I was so mad they didn't lock the door. Excuse me while I go throw up now.
LMAO!!! I love it when people share ^_^