Sunday, 03 July 2011
Last night, my friend Quinn told me the story of the first time she had sex. It occurred towards the beginning of our senior year of high school several years ago, but she waited to tell our friends the story because she found it embarrassing. In hind sight, she realized it was actually just funny.
She and the guy she had been hooking up with, Mikey, were fooling around in his room when they decided to lose their virginities to each other. He put on the condom he had and said, "Um, is this how it's supposed to feel?"
"I don't know. What's it feel like?"
"It... it kind of hurts. I think it's too small."
They looked at each other in bewilderment. Apparently, Mikey was pretty well hung. He was right, the condom was too small. So, together they tried to take it off. It was so tight that they couldn't get the condom back off without it hurting him. They had to snip it off.
After what seemed like a traumatizing experience, Quinn went to CVS with her friend to pick out new condoms for Mikey. She bought a pack of Magnums, hoping this time they would fit. The next day in school, she walked by his locker and threw the box at him.
That night, back in Mikey's room, they tried again. This time, it fit, and I'm sure they had a pretty rockin' time.
What was your first time like? Did you have any unexpected obstacles like Mikey and Quinn?