Friday, 01 July 2011
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Women: Could You Have DSL?
When I was in the seventh grade, I went on a ski trip with my class. I was one of just two snowboarders on the trip, which forged an unlikely bond between myself and the other snowboarder, who was male, and with whom I sat at lunchtime. I don't even remember what mountain we went to, but I do remember sitting in the cafeteria eating lukewarm chili and listening to the conversation of the boys' circle (the coveted inner sanctum to which a thirteen-year-old girl is rarely privy).
One of the boys was leading the discussion, which focused on which girls in the grade had something known as DSL and which ones did not. Ok, so Sarah did, but Ashley did not. Did Heather? Sure, Heather too. But not Jocelyn, and certainly not Becca! Hahaha, oh man, not Becca by a longshot!
Huh. I tried to think of what they could be talking about. DSL... Damn Sexy Legs? Dinosaur Stew Leftovers?
In the middle of their cataloging they remembered I was there, and it was put to the group as to whether I had DSL. The ringleader piped up. "She totally does!" They all burst into chortles, and I demanded to know what it meant.
"You know. Dick Sucking Lips."
Oh, jeez. How many of them could have actually known at that point?
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i've been told that i do... not using that acronym though. a girl in my high school one time told me that i would be really good at blow jobs because my lips are pretty full. awkward :/
or ducky swollen lips
when some girls with dsl puts on shiny lipgloss, it just looks like a horizontal vag in heat
I used to get told that all the time when I was in Jr High/High School. People used to call me Eureka vacuum cleaner....
Naw... not DSL, but "a pretty mouth," all the same... :-S
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@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - A horizontal vag in heat, lol!
Lip shape doesn't have much to do with talent... but speaking of childish expressions from grade school, I once had a boy tell me he wanted to "park his car in my garage." I told the teacher because I was so offended and she stuck up for him, saying that he probably didn't know what it meant.
Uh... yeah...
I've been told that NUMEROUS times. I recall one time in Biology when we were talking about fulls lips and genes. I got a stare down from every guy in the classroom. /: Even to this day, people make comments about them. But it's fine. I think my lips are gorgeous!
I've been told I had DSL's a few times...I think those guys were just trying to stroke my ego though.
LOL. No one has said it to me, but I get complimented on my lips/mouth all the time.
@P0RCELA1N_D0LL@xanga - I always love reading your comments!
Actually, I have Verizon Fios. :D
Oh, please. Let someone get that. >_>
Anyway, I've never been told I do. My lips are full though...just not...so full I guess.
@JusticeCho@xanga - Stroke your ego only?
Yea, one time I when I was eating a push-up (those orange sherbet ice cream thingys), and a random guy told me I had DSLs. I said "Thank you" and went on about my business. lol
I barely have lips!
a few times...
I think they're hot...but I don't know that I'd really like it if a dude told me I had DSLs...just because it would make me wonder what he was imagining.
I thought DSL was formerly known as a type of internet once faster than cable or dial-up?
I would have been like, sure, I have DSL it's 10x faster than your internet bam!
@SasGal@xanga - That's offensive in the creepy raper kind of way. I just imagine someone like Hannibal saying that.
@starcrossedloversdivine@xanga - I thought thats what this post was about until I read it.
@starcrossedloversdivine@xanga - What can I say? I know the best people!
yeah i've been told that i have DSL's
+ i put them to good use .
lmao, the more i read the post, i kept thinking i hope this doesnt turn out with her just learning what they are. and it did. i remember talking about this with some friends of mine in middle school. good times.
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - and very nice, lol. i definitely got it
@Murphy_Rants@xanga - Totally got it.
I have Wifi! XD!! Sorry I had to!
I havent been told in that term I had nice lips but people have complimented before.