Friday, 17 June 2011
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The Myth of Shower Sex
Having sex in the shower can seem like one of the sexiest things to do with a guy, right? You're wet, he's wet, you're in a tight space so you have to be close, and you can lather each other up to get clean. But there are downfalls to having sex in the shower that many people overlook.
For one, there is a likely chance you may get shampoo in your eyes and if your boyfriend is much taller than you are there is hardly any room for you to breathe, so it becomes less of a sexy adventure and more of a struggle to survive! Think of all the water that can get into your eyes, the excess steam, the preference of your hot to his lukewarm. Arguments can arise and you actually may end up looking like a wet dog than one of those sexy super models in a Calvin Klein ad for perfume.
There is also the likelihood of slipping and falling and if you don't actually injure yourself, you won't escape embarrassment . But all in all, if you are with someone who is a great sharer, agrees with your preferred temperature of water when you shower and isn't towering over you by a full foot, then I say go for it! Having sex in the shower can be romantic if you skip the stinging shampoo in the eye escapade or the slipping while trying to seem sexy.
Have a funny story about shower sex? Would you say it was a good experience or a horrifying one? Which is better Shampoo or Conditioner?
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Shower sex is good!
hmm thats funny coz i don't think it's a myth at all. I've had shower sex with the guy i'm currently with and he's well over a foot taller than me. The trick is to cleanse first, kiss here and there, and then sex after i guess, at least that's how we do it. In addition, my shower is small and his was even smaller, but we made it work. Did i mention that he will deliberately move the showerhead to shoot me in the eye for shits and giggles??
downside, we're wasting so much water!! He also likes the water scolding hot, but adjusts it when i join him. i don't know, he's the first and only guy i've had shower sex with.
haha wth. well if sex is happening, it wont be during the washing of my hair.and usually if i am in the shower with my guy, he is washing me. =) but i have never had successful shower sex. his legs cramping, my drowning. i prefer no shower sex. =l
do couples actually lather shampoo and wash their guy's hair while making out
the water will wash the shampoo off, so then it'll drip on their mouths, so their kiss will taste like bitter shampoo and ruin the moment
anyway, if the water is raining right down on their bodies, then it'll wash away the natural lube and sex will not be that comfortable due to the friction. however, it can still work depending on their position and where the water is raining down on.
Sex in the shower so does not work out, at least not for me.
Water is NOT a lubricant, lololol~
Probably nobody cares to read this bit of a TMI, but anyhoot,
water in general is just a bad place to have sex, imo, me and my boyfriend tried to have sex in a lake once.. yeah.. A.) water's not a lubricant and B.) the movement of the water REALLY impended things, the lake was pretty choppy that day, haha
Anyhoot, that was a long time ago when I was a teenager (which wasn't really that long ago, but in restrospect, it seems like it!)
Shower sex is awesome--I dunno what you're talking about. XD People look sexy when they're soaking wet, closing their eyes desperately to keep the water out, flushed by the steam, hands slipping on the wet tile.
Freakin'. Awesome.
Last time my boyfriend and I were at an adult shop we saw these hand and foot holders for shower sex, so you have something to hold on to/will stop your feet from sliding around. They just use suction cups or something to stick to the shower walls or floor.
A good investment I think, seeing as one time my mister managed to pull down the whole curtain rail...
Who has sex in the shower while cleaning each other? The cleaning and washing is the foreplay. My boyfriend is a foot taller than me and we've never actually had sex in the shower, but we've fooled around. The biggest concern of ours was the slipping on the tile haha.
Sex+water=bad. We have tried in the shower, the pool, hot tub etc. Water is not a lubricant so it just sucks and with all the possible bacteria that is in most water you just don't even want to chance it. I've found it's best to just stick to oral sex in the shower.
Our shower isn't big enough, or maybe we're just doing it wrong because my boyfriend and I can never find a comfortable position.
@Homicide__Daydream@xanga - That is the best invention ever.
I would say the worst thing about shower sex is... the sad fact that in a normal shower only one person can be under the shower head jet at any one time. So the other gets cold and uncomfortable. You can make it work, but this experience persuaded me (after trying a few times) to quit it.
However if for some reason it is necessary, I am so buying those shower suction cups!
Shower sex is so much overhyped, same as counter sex.
In one of the apartments that I lived in, I am not sure who picked the lovely decor, one of the bathrooms had a mirrored circular shower with room to put a chair in. It would have been better if it had multiple massaging heads.
Step number 1. Get a big shower. Step number 2. Install shower seat. Step number 3. Enjoy not having to clean up.
I've had sex in the shower with four different people (on different occasions) and it was always awesome.
You're doing it wrong.
@GettingClosertoFine@xanga - sarcasm?
Lol, that's why you sex first and shampoo/bathe afterwards, or vice versa. :P Not during the sexing! But I've never had any real problem with shower sex. The water gets in my eyes sometimes but otherwise we can come to agree on a temp. and he's only a couple inches taller than me at most.
you obviously aren't doing it right.
Shower sex was the best I've had.
The shower is more of a place for foreplay than actually committing the act. I am sorry, but there is nothing hotter than a woman who is completely wet and close. During the shower, there is obviously touching and kissing, and sensual activity, but it is the bed (or at least the hallway floor or wall) that ends up being the magical place.
i think shower sex is the best
@bamzilicious26@xanga - Not at all!
I use //sarcasm after sarcastic posts
You could clean it every week but I'm sure people are lazy and they do pick up a lot of crap after a while. :\
Shower sex excites me, but my man and I have only tried it in small, impossible showers...we just don't line up correctly in slippery places like that, I guess.