Friday, 17 June 2011
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Weirdest Places to Have Sex
Time for a poll! Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?Only one rule: Cars don't count. It's just not that weird.
Oh wait, one more rule: It has to be intercourse. A respectful apology to all the virgins out there: Other types of sexual interaction don't count because sex is the most compromising.
Drawing from personal experience, here is a short list to jog your memory:
On top of a washing machine (does that door lock?)
On top of a bathroom sink (bruises to last a lifetime)
In the shower (not mythical but also not the easiest)
In the grass (oh, you're allergic? awkward...)
On the beach (not as romantic or comfortable as one might imagine)
In a state park (I thought this place closed at sunset?)
In a tent (for heaven's sake, take the rain fly off)
In the basement of the building where my senior prom was on-going (a sincere thanks to all my dedicated high school educators)As an afterthought, make sure before you have sex outside to check for poison ivy. Just saying.
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I'm going to keep quiet on this one.
I am a virgin (as in I haven't had vaginal/oral/anal sex) but I do have a mental list of WHERE's once I get there :)
lol. Outside in a random field off the backroads at night during a
meteor shower. We had a blanket, Disaronno, and The Beatles. It was
wonderful- but I had bug bites all over the next day that no one could
envy.
Eh, I've only had it in a bed. I'm just happy to be having it and can wait until I get home. Props to the adventurous though.
Weirdest place for me was a golf course my bf used to work at.
o_o hmm. in a little shack in an exes backyard. house was too full and we were doing it like bunnies at the time. let me tell you, my knees were banged up thanks to the wood floor. that or.... oooooh! i know. hah....
when i worked in a porn store, inside a strip club. we went towards the far end wall for some cover though it was one of the busiest times of the day so there was traffic going in and out of the club (bouncers were coming in for work). if anyone had turned their head to the left they would have seen me and my boyfriend having sex. lol. pretty much standing doggy style. ah. it was hot. man i miss sex... lol. thanks a lot.
@grammarboy@xanga - Alright Nathanael! :high five:
I don't think I would consider any of those places weird..
In the private bathroom of the public library :/
On a trampoline LOL
@NVPhotography@xanga - *high five* Team Nathanael ftw
on a public peir
college classroom
park,elementary schools, hiking trail in a basement garage for apartments at night. cannot believe i never got in trouble have encountered two peeping toms though watching us in the bushes though
In a Mormon church, in one of the buildings of my college, under a bridge that is barely visible from a major highway (while construction was being done on that bridge), in a closet, in the bathroom of a department store... Need I say more?
my dead aunts apartment ..
In a women's public restroom in the Geography building on my college campus. Downstairs, next to the labs.
In the formal living room in my parent's house, while they were home.
On the bathroom counter at his parent's condo. We practically got caught.
There are a lot of adventurous people here on xanga (or there could also be a lot of fibbers ;P)
@SexyGamerGirl@xanga - lol my best friend lost her virginity on a golf course!
check for poison ivy XD
I've never done it anywhere weird, but my boyfriend did it by the tigers at the zoo.
Outside, under a tree, beside my college psychology building. I was very drunk and very, very, VERY sex deprived lol.
On the beach- Why do people think this is so hard?
You go to a sand dune where its part grass part sand, The wind buffets off the dune over your head so you arent freezing and you do doggy style, missionary and on top... and if you can lie down on your clothes its even less sandy!
My list
Beach,
Country Road
Bonnet of car (was that one allowed? being a car?)
Kitchen table
Kitchen bench
Balcony....
Jacuzzi
Shower
In a dog kennel we both worked at.
Where I live there are tennis bubbles that get inflated in the winter. The day they deflated it totally happened in there!