Sunday, 05 June 2011
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Why Date White Women Who Gargle Milk for Money?
About a week ago, I was hanging out with some friends when one says to me, "wait have you seen this?" She runs to her laptop and says, "seriously, dude this is ridiculous; you'll be so grossed out." Nervous, I watch as her laptop loads a web page... and I learn she wasn't kidding. "White Power Milk " reads the title and as we peruse through the website I start thinking, "is this sexually weird or just weird weird?"
These women that are hand picked based on ethnicity, race, social standing, and health are hired to gargle milk which is then sold! This is too weird for me. On the site, you can learn about each specific girl and the process. Let me also mention that it lists their stats including the fact that every one of the girls are single and have never been married.
If you purchase the milk ($100-$125) you can have a video from the girl you choose which includes images of her gargling, a message that she personalizes to you, and more. Isn't this just asking for sex offenders?I don't know. Maybe I'm overreacting. Personally, I can't even quite figure out if this is real or completely fabricated for shits and giggles. If it's real, there must be some pretty creepy dudes out there buying milk and saving the videos in a closet somewhere.
Guys, would you ever date a girl who gargles milk for a living? Does anybody else find this as creepy and strange as I do?
I can't find any credible sources that tell me whether this is a project/spoof or not. So, if it's fake then consider this a hypothetical situation. If it's real, then seriously, WHAT?
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Comments (71)
o.O
But hey, if they give me that much money for gargling milk . . . I might . . . :X and only one way to find out if it's real = BUY IT!! Then tell us how the process was. ;)Actually just went to look at the site. Hella creepy . . .
THAT IS DISGUSTING.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
Wow. Creeptastic.
Wait...what?
....what? MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK.
What the f...? Yep, never looking at milk the same way ever again.
@six6vi@xanga - Someone would probably be willing to pay big bucks for that, lol.
http://animalnewyork.com/2011/05/nate-hills-white-power-milk/
An article that explains it.
they probably gargled the milk, then sent fresh un-gargled milk to ensure that it isn't contaminated, but the buyer watches the vid and thinks that it is actually the milk from the vid. I don't see what's so hot about gargling milk. why not just pour it on her face to mimic a facial lol or just watch porn for free. waste of money.
Man...people get off on anything these days!
I'm much more disturbed by its statement that milk is not only pure but "culturally superior". Yup, the title White Power Milk tipped me off that something was heavily afoot.
yeah, it's gotta be a spoof.
there's no way this place is legit, or the FDA would have shut them down a looong time ago.
The guy who made this is a performance artist.
It's not meant to be real.Fuck it, I'd do it. I wouldn't have to touch anyone and I'm currently broke as fuck. I don't see how in the world this would magically make more sex offenders. Everyone has a fetish of some sort. The fetish itself isn't what makes the person assault someone. It's weird but honestly seems completely harmless.
@Grtt@xanga - It's a sad world we live in.
... w-what?
@lilblucherrygrl@xanga - You really think someone's throat milk is harmless? lol
lmfao
Thats seriously just creepy. Can you imagine what the purchasers of the milk are doing with it, even if that simply means they are drinking it. I think I am going to yack.
I understand it to be more of a race thing than a sex thing. They want a rich white girl from the right families to "purify" their milk by gargling it first.
Apparently the person who runs the website is an artist called Nate Hill.
rather have her gargle the real thing, which is really what this trying to mimic
It's a spoof, shock art for social commentary.
Of course I wouldn't buy it, I can gargle my own milk.