Sunday, 22 May 2011
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The Man Who Can't Dance
There is a question in the dating realm that has the potential to be asked very early or very late in the game, depending on the particular circumstances of the initial meeting, the subsequent dates, and the general course of conversation.
The question is: do you dance?
And the answer to this question is far more revealing than the average person might think.
Now, from my end, I love to dance. I may not crump or mambo, but make no mistake: rhythm makes sense to me.
But to be fair, my brand of dancing is not for everyone. For one thing, I need to be in the right mood. When I am working at the bar at 3:30 in the morning and suddenly find myself surrounded by the birthday girl and her minions, all drunkenly trying to coerce me into a rhythmic celebration of how Girls Just Wanna Have Fun for the fourth time that night, sometimes it's all I can do not to smack someone with my tray and announce that I DON'T want to dance right now.
For another thing, I need sufficient space to dance. I'm not one of those people who is happy to pretend that rubbing up against everyone else in my immediate surroundings to a repetitive thumping bass line qualifies as dancing. I am, by all accounts, a flailer - picture Elaine from Seinfeld, only slightly less disjunctive and without the hideous facial expression. I need space out of consideration - to ensure that I don't hit innocent by-dancers with any of my four flailing limbs.
For this reason, I can't stand drink/dance establishments that are exceedingly narrow. What an awful setup! What's that? All my friends go to Lodge on Mondays? Yes, well. Have fun sampling other people's sweat all night. I'll be over here, in my bedroom, watching reruns of Sex and the City and dancing around in my underwear.
Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, dancing is not an excuse for me to match a stranger's enthusiastic bumping-and-grinding all night. Please, gentlemen, unless I've pulled you onto the dance floor by the shirt collar with my teeth, I don't need you to come up behind me and grind your pelvis into my backside in order to feel that my dancing is validated. There's a reason we have bedrooms and bathroom stalls. I'm just saying.
But in the end, I love to dance with anyone else who loves to dance. It can be one of the most liberating and joyous feelings in the world. So what, then, of the man who can't dance? We've all met at least one man who has made the claim that he CAN'T dance. To these men I say: Get over yourself! Have a drink! Sway a little! There. You're dancing.
The truth is that dancing isn't about ability - it's about attitude. With the exception of ballet and ballroom, the question is not about whether you CAN or CAN'T dance - it's about whether you WILL or not. Any man with rhythm is a man who can dance - provided he is not hindered by self-consciousness or self-importance. Even a man who has no rhythm, but who can laugh at himself while he tries to humor me on the dance floor, is a man I will happily dance with.
When I ask a man if he dances, I'm not really asking if he dances. What I'm asking is how seriously do you take yourself? If the man is quick to say that he doesn't dance, as though dancing is an act reserved for children and hippies, what he's really telling me is: I take myself way too seriously to chance being a spectacle for other people.
Which is another way of telling me: I'm not someone you want to date.
Is dancing an important part of the equation for you, or does it not matter? What can you tell about someone by the way that he dances (or doesn't)?
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The picture for this article is cute. <3
Flailer! If I could give you more eprops for this I would.
I do the Elaine at weddings after I've had enough to drink. Then I drink some more, put my neck tie around my forehead and take the Elaine to the next level.
I can't dance for crap x__x So I wouldn't care or hold it to someone else who couldn't.
I don't dance in public (unless it's a two-step) for the fear that some man will start rubbing on me. Having had a bad experience with a boy who had no regard for my comfort zone, and who took advantage of me and my body without my consent, I just can't take that sort of grinding. Not with a stranger. Not in public. That is well beyond my tolerance level, so I just don't take the chance. I don't dance. And maybe that factors into a man's equation like it does for yours, making me not someone he'd want to date. Is that exactly fair? Not really. And I don't share that little tidbit about my history with people I just met. Internet is different. There's no anonymity in face-to-face interaction, which is a prerequisite for dancing together. Do I take myself too seriously? Probably. Do I have another good reason not to dance besides making a fool of myself? Yes. If someone judges me based on the fact that I don't dance, he's not someone I'd want to date either. Get to know someone before you decide he/she is not for you. I see your logic, but I cannot agree on all points. Dancing is almost as shallow of criteria as looks. Almost.
I don't have specific dance moves. I just put my arms above my head and move my hips around as if I was a belly dancer
one time I was so hyper that I think I was almost tap dancing with my high heels
or what is also known as a 2step jive move or something that I was unaware that I was doing until I watched ballroom dancing. I duno wtf I was doing at the time, but I wanted to change my usual booty shake. freestyle dancing is fun
I remember at high school dances, some guys actually paid to get into the dance, but once they got there, they immediately found a place to sit down so that they can watch other people having fun, which is creepy and lame. at night clubs that I went to during college, I noticed some guys just sit at the tables staring at other people dancing. I didn't notice anybody on the dance floor with actual dancing skills, so everybody blended in and danced in whichever direction the music moved their sexy body
nothing to be embarrassed about really...however, I did notice this guy, who was standing with his friends while casually tapping one foot to the beat lol he seemed too cool to dance or he simply didn't know how to dance, so I don't blame him, but he caught my attention.
I agree that I need space to dance because some clubs are so crowded that I barely have elbow room. my dancing is all sorts of jumpy spider monkey as if I was a mime climbing or swinging on a tree. I can't really describe it, but it is unique:D I also need the right type of music to get me in the mood to dance. if I'm not feeling the music, I won't move my body
Dear Men Who Cant Dance,
Neither can I. Buy me a drink and entertain me with your wit on the sidelines. ;)I actually rather enjoy escaping the pressure.@LogicalFallaciesXx@xanga - I like this.
I dance Lindy Hop at least two nights per week and I'm damn good at it.
For a significant other, it would be nice if she did dance that way we could share stuff together, but it's not a deal breaker. Either way as long as she's OK with me dancing with different partners, I'm OK with it (swing is that way - everyone dances with everyone; I dance with married women [and men] all the time).
I can't dance, but I can talk (sometimes). When I dance, it's either The Robot or I do something that looks a little like Michael Stipe dancing in that "Losing My Religion" video. It's not that I don't like to make a fool of myself, but my sense of rhythm and cadence (if you will) are actually developed in language, so that's much more preferred. I do kinda wish I could swing dance, but whatever. I'm more interested in other things. That being said, I do hold something of an odd standard, 'cause I like people who can dance. I suppose they show a more physical sense of being social, which I appreciate - maybe because it balances out my (polar-opposite) cerebral approach to being social.
i love this post. whole heartedly agree :)
i dont think i could date anyone who didnt dance, or didnt even try. my love to dance and dance at my free will whenever and wherever (given im in the mood, as you mentioned) is very important to me. gotta have someone who will jam with me!
Dancing skills don't mean anything to me. It's something that can be learned. Same with attitude etc;
This post describes everything I feel about dancing! Except the end, because it is a rare thing when a girl around 20 says she doesn't want to dance!
Brilliant post, well written, informative and mildly amusing! Flailer. Yes! Space. Yes! Grinding. No!
Grinding is for animals. Dancing is awesome, and I can tell a girl is my type if she doesn't get freaked out by me just dancing with her, rather than grinding up her arse. Unfortunately, there are not many girls like this in clubs in Britain... its practically social etiquette to grind on a girl you fancy... and be monstrously drunk.... and dressed in nothing but a tea towel... and in a massive pit where space is reserved for CM nor M.
So it has some advantages, but kinda hard to use my British charm and wit in such circumstances!
You're right. It's moreso about attitude and not actually dancing skill. Who cares if the audience make fun of you? Go out and have fun!!
I can't "dance dance" (with a girl) so instead I learned to bboy (breakdance).
Breakdancing is a better dancestyle for men because you don't really need to be fluid or coordinate with a partner; instead, you need upperbody strength and you DEFINITELY need to be athletic for some of the advance moves like handstands and spin moves.
And you still get ladies to be impressed. :P
The only time I will dance is if I'm on the verge of getting intoxicated. I don't really like dancing and I especially hate when people try to drag out to dance.
What about people who don't dance just because they can't? Some people just don't have a good sense of rhythm.
I like to do the Carlton from time to time.
@LogicalFallaciesXx@xanga - You made my day, We need more females as such.
I have almost no rhythm, but I do love to move! And if I'm with a guy who won't get out on that dance floor and make a fool of himself with me? It's not about to work...
there are several reasons for men to learn how to dance. i used to dance by myself a lot at clubs and raves (i never had a date). i just learned to do my own thing. one of my fondest memories is of a girl telling me that she liked how i danced; as it kind of implied i was not completely graceless.
learning how to dance with a girl is different. there the idea is that yes, dancing with a partner is a beautiful thing, it's a mode of communication and physicality that really should bring pleasure to everyone. i suppose the problem is that men can fear looking awkward through lack of practice, and some of us worry it's a bit sissy.
i ended up taking dance lessons for a couple of years. as with many things. if you worry about looking like a dork, then practice. learn. it's not that hard. you may never be a baryshnikov but it provides us fellas with a wonderful way to impress ladies and it's a confidence booster non pareil. and best of all, it's really really fun.
anyone want to go to this? there are lots of fun dance events in nyc...
I don't enjoy dancing...in public. Trust me, I don't take myself too seriously but I just can't relax enough to enjoy it, even if I'm drunk. Go figure. In the comfort/privacy of my own house then hell yeah. (Oh and it doesn't help that I generally dislike club music). Therefore I prefer a guy who doesn't dance. That's how I met the first guy I dated. While everyone else was dancing we went outside and had a great conversation. Although, my now bf does like dancing. I always used to hear the girls I know complain about how their guys don't like to dance and looked forward to having a guy like that but oh well...that's life.
I don't dance, but i'm an oddball. I talk to my animals in baby voices, call my mom's horse a cat, and i used to give my best friend a t- shirt every year which told her how "fluffy" she is. When i was in high school, i went thru a jewelry phase, even though i'm a straight male. I got some shit for that. So i definitely don't consider myself someone who takes themselves too seriously.
But even though there's some situations i've been in where being different or "uncool" didn't bother me in the least (where it bothered me less than it would bother most people), with dancing it's the complete opposite. It feels forced and awkward (like i'm not doing it right or something). I feel self conscious. It's just an unpleasant experience for me.
mmm...lets just say I can move to music haha
whether or not you want to call it "dance" is up for interpretation but at the very least it is movement to music